What would a former child star be without an insane, enabling mother? The Lohans, you gotta love how textbook they are. Dina Lohan, has of course, spoken out to defend her daughter against her father’s claims that she’s a bad influence on her teenaged sister Ali, who’s currently crashing with Lindz. For those of you who have lives, you probably missed Lindsay’s big Twitter meltdown that brought all of this drama to our attention.
Dina talked to People about the whole ordeal:
“They scared the hell out of my girls. Ali called me hysterically crying. They were hysterical and petrified of him. I spoke to the [police officer] and said, ‘You don’t have a warrant, get out!’ Lindsay is absolutely, 100 percent, not [a bad influence]. Ali is amazing. She loves her sister. Would I let my daughter go anywhere that’s dangerous? I mean, come on, Ali and Lindsay need to be protected from their ex-father. That’s the dangerous situation. He’s creating a worse situation for everyone. Michael’s not well. Nothing he does surprises me. He’s dangerous. He’s not going to be able to [intrude] again and get that close. Ali doesn’t want to see him again. She has a block on her phone because she was so petrified of him. He needs to pay child support and leave his kids alone. I’m not going to sit idle and watch bad things happen to my kids.”
“Would I let my daughter go anywhere that’s dangerous?” Dina Lohan is amazing. Of course she’d let her daughter go somewhere that’s dangerous. A derrrrrrrr…
My friend Molly (yeah, that’s her name too) and I were talking about this the other day, about how Dina Lohan is the real problem here. You can’t blame a mother for wanting to defend her child, but I think you can blame a mother who constantly defends her child. Her child that has been a legal adult for half a decade now, anyway. If Lindsay doesn’t find a positive influence that she will listen to and that doesn’t have ulterior motives, she might live until 30. Otherwise, I’d be shocked.
Check out Dina and Lindsay over the years:
Too bad Dina’s gash wasn’t sewn shut when she was born. Would have saved us all a lot of time.
More like Michael Lohan’s mother’s.
This is a woman who gets more shit-faced than her notoriously drugged-out daughter and who takes the 16-year-old Ali into clubs with her.
She couldn’t even be bothered to put sunscreen on her red-headed kid when Lindsey was a child, with the result that Lindsey’s skin looks like that of a 45-year-old.
And she stayed with Michael Lohan long enough to have four kids.
Of course she would never endanger her daughter.
I’m sorry, I can’t go pass the breast implants on Lindsey’s sister.
That’s wrong.
Lindsay’s life is such a cautionary tale. You never know the power of the word “no” until you’ve met someone who has never heard it before.
Dina is either in denial or just lying about how truly awful her parenting skills are. Lindsay is grown and therefore needs to get her shit together, but it seems as if she’s in this perpetual state of adolescents by running to her mommy and her mom then constantly fighting her own battles.
It would be nice if a trip to jail would give her a dose of reality, but I’m afraid it won’t. I just see Lindsay fucking up royally and ending up dead. The only thing that can possibly come of that is Dina publishing a book and then pimping her 45 year old daughter Ali out to replace her original money bags.
how sad that such bad parenting can prevent someone from getting the help they need to clean up their act well into adulthood. It just makes you wonder how completely effed up the Gosselin kids will be (lindsay at least had a legitimate reason to be in the public eye and could have a chance at a Robert Downey, Jr turn around if she gets the help she needs – those Gosselin kids got nothing)
Dina’s plastic surgeon must have been doing lines with her before he operated and took off way to much of her nose.There’s at least 6 inches between her nose and upper lip.Or snorting cocaine could just have rotted it off.Maybe she can buy Michael Jackson’s nose prosthesis,or have Lindsay steal it for her!
When are people going to comment on Lindsey younger sister’s
(whatever her name is) boob job? It’s totally obvious in that pic . . . .