What would a former child star be without an insane, enabling mother? The Lohans, you gotta love how textbook they are. Dina Lohan, has of course, spoken out to defend her daughter against her father’s claims that she’s a bad influence on her teenaged sister Ali, who’s currently crashing with Lindz. For those of you who have lives, you probably missed Lindsay’s big Twitter meltdown that brought all of this drama to our attention.
Dina talked to People about the whole ordeal:
“They scared the hell out of my girls. Ali called me hysterically crying. They were hysterical and petrified of him. I spoke to the [police officer] and said, ‘You don’t have a warrant, get out!’ Lindsay is absolutely, 100 percent, not [a bad influence]. Ali is amazing. She loves her sister. Would I let my daughter go anywhere that’s dangerous? I mean, come on, Ali and Lindsay need to be protected from their ex-father. That’s the dangerous situation. He’s creating a worse situation for everyone. Michael’s not well. Nothing he does surprises me. He’s dangerous. He’s not going to be able to [intrude] again and get that close. Ali doesn’t want to see him again. She has a block on her phone because she was so petrified of him. He needs to pay child support and leave his kids alone. I’m not going to sit idle and watch bad things happen to my kids.”
“Would I let my daughter go anywhere that’s dangerous?” Dina Lohan is amazing. Of course she’d let her daughter go somewhere that’s dangerous. A derrrrrrrr…
My friend Molly (yeah, that’s her name too) and I were talking about this the other day, about how Dina Lohan is the real problem here. You can’t blame a mother for wanting to defend her child, but I think you can blame a mother who constantly defends her child. Her child that has been a legal adult for half a decade now, anyway. If Lindsay doesn’t find a positive influence that she will listen to and that doesn’t have ulterior motives, she might live until 30. Otherwise, I’d be shocked.
Check out Dina and Lindsay over the years: