I’m not really sure how to handle this story. I’m struggling to see my keyboard through tears of laughter. Maybe I’ll just start by offering this friendly piece of advice: If you’re gonna piss on someone’s toothbrush, you’d better be sure you don’t have gonorrhea.
Ryan Leslie of the current Real World: Back to New Orleans cast filed a report with N.O. police alleging that fellow Real World roommate, Preston Roberson-Charles, urinated on his toothbrush and used the instrument to scrub out a toilet.
It’s a standard (if disgusting) prank, straight out of the passive aggressive pussy’s guide to getting back at people, so why the police report? I’ll let the report itself do the explaining:
“I got into a argument with my roomate (sic) Preston. In the argument Preston stated that he was going to do something to my belongings. Preston later came in my room and took my tooth brush (sic) off the counter and scrubbed the inside of the toilet and urinated on my toothbrush. I wasn’t aware of this and continued to use my toothbrush.
I soon started to get a sore throat and began to get a fever. It was extremly (sic) painful and only got worst (sic). I went to urgent care and was tested for strep and mono. Both came back negative but I was diagnosed with a viral infection.”
Leslie was given antibiotics and a steroid shot for the pain. Police visited the Real World house and spoke with MTv producers but didn’t say whether or not any footage had been taken of the incident in question. The toothbrush however, was taken in as evidence.
No charges have been filed.