Well, Prince William is completely, totally not attractive anymore. I think we’ve all seen this coming for awhile. His thinning hair and crazier-by-the-day teeth have been creeping up for awhile, but now he’s gone and really done it. Homeboy’s dying his hair. And Hello! is “cheeky” enough to put that mess next to the headline “THE REAL WILLIAM”, because apparently we’re supposed to either be impressed or find this funny. I am neither, Hello! I am neither. There’s nothing cute about a semi-young man dying his hair a shade it has never been nor could it ever be and there is definitely nothing cute about it when the man is royalty. If those Windsors had any damn class they would have sent him away to a foreign country to get some really nice hair plugs.