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Good work Beet! I love your whole program here… and all the writers… but it’s always nice to hear your voice :-) You crack me up!
What’s with all the fucking cat avatars here? It’s time for the dog owners to get serious and take control of this site once and for all.
I’m right here – dogs FTW ;)
And dear god that is a mo-fo’ing MASSIVELY pregnant woman. Props to Jenna Elfman for even being able to stand up, let alone do a red carpet!
That’s a really cute dog.
and in heels, too!
hahaha :]
i suspect i may be a closet cat person – oh crap, outed myself! – but i still think this is awesome.
Pregnancy/birth are normal things, not miracles.
HAHaHA. Beet you’re awesome =)
i was preggers like that
people would look at me and you could see them think
thats not real! she must be faking it!
Is this seriously the same Katie Cassidy that was trying to cover “I Think I Love You” in ’02?? I remember that VH1 special about all the pop singers…. she looks completely different!
Beet, you look great in your facebook profile picture.
On the Cobra Starship guy, I don’t think it’s a ‘cobra’ then a ‘starship’. It’s the cobra’s fangs and then the other hand is the cobra’s hood. Just sayin’.
Beet, I know you’ll probably get shit for your would-you-rather-be-in-a-Russian-orphanage-being-raped comment, but for the record, I loved it.
That is all.
I think the weird girl looks nice! The only thing that’s a little eccentric is her hair colour. She doesn’t need blonde extensions to be pretty.
HERE HERE! i don’t listen to their music, but dammit that hailey chick’s rad. talent AND looks! her semi-punk ways certainly aren’t “un-doing” her good looks. no way, no how. keep it up, punky.
The People’s Choice Awards last night was THE most gawd awful awards ceremony to ever be sent over the airwaves yet. True television garbage. It used to be just kind of terrible, but now to call it terrible is to just give the term “terrible” a bad name.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL JENNA HER CERVIX IS DIALATED, SHE’S 80% EFFACED AND NEEDS TO GET THE HELL OF THE RED CARPET!!!!
Oh Beet – I feel the same way about pregnancy. Its awesome when other people do it, but I don’t want to be a picasso.
Of course they do clip in braids! Just get a normal clip in extenstion and braid it!
I like weird people. =)
ew. elfman looks like j-lo’s (j-lo like, 7 years ago) arse is coming out her front. creepy.
A-D-O-P-T —buy your baby!
i really hate all the ‘you’re a pretty girl; stop ruining it by being weird’ comments people make. one, she’s still a pretty girl (or woman). two, those kinds of remarks only serve to make young women more insecure about their choices and looks and more sensitive to other people’s completely unwarranted judgments. and three, how would you know her reasons for looking the way she does? not everybody who looks a way you consider unusual is specifically trying to be ‘different’ – whatever that means. couldn’t it be that she just likes having dyed hair and wearing things she enjoys and that make her happy? good grief. this is such a pet peeve with me – and i’ll admit that’s certainly in part because it so taps into my own insecurities. but really – there’s no reason for people, and perhaps women in particular, to do this to one another.
also i think jenna elfman looks lovely and happy. and if you want to adopt, that’s beautiful too.
DAMN though you’re right katie cassidy looks gorgeous.
I freaking LOVE Katie Cassidy. She looks GORGEOUS =D
HAHAHA! That part about adopting made me laugh so hard I embarrassed myself in the Library. Brilliant! Beet reigns supreme.