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The Avatar Premiere Was a Dress Disaster

Everyone at this LA premiere was dressed like the ’80s came back and they were angry. Ahem.

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Audrina Patridge: FAIL. I’m itchy and hot just looking at that get-up.

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Michelle Rodriguez: GIANT FAIL. She looks like she rolled out of bed and went to try on prom dresses at Forever 21.

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Zoe Saldana: It’s like Tonya Harding got a hold of a perfectly nice dress and asked herself how she could add a little more “white trash” to it. Haaaate it so much, but Zoe’s so damn beautiful she can get away with almost anything. Almost.

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  • Audrina looks unusually classy in Prada whilst can I remind you of a time where Michelle would be lifting up her skirt (when she actually wore one) to show some ripped up denims. Finally how can you hate on Zoe Saldana looking perfect? Everything about her is amazing including the to die for Versace dress. What looks good to you beet? Another Herve Leger dress in some boring colour and some black trib two’s. SIGH.

    • It’s good to see SOMEONE pays attention to fashion around here, instead of just claiming to.

      You should pat yourself on the back for a great comment, Anonymous (above).

  • Audrina’s look is a little out there, but I like the color and I LOVE the bag. It is a little teenager-ish, but I think Michelle Rodriguez looks pretty. Zoe looks wonderful!!! The shoes especially are great!

  • I thought Zoe looked fine, Michelle could have cut off the bottom third of the dress and it would have looked a LOT better, and Audrina may have been trying to channel the sci-fi look for the movie.

    Speaking of which….who the HELL is going to see this movie? They are putting a TON of money into the advertising for this and infiltrated my favorite show (Bones) and actually put it in the plot. But I have yet to meet anyone who is anywhere near excited to see this movie which is crazy since it cost $260 million just to MAKE it. I have a feeling this entire movie is going to be an epic FAIL.

  • Zoe and Michelle are talented actresses, so I can understand why they were at a movie premiere. Don’t really understand why Audrina was there in her…unique outfit. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a nice girl, just seems a little too “soft” for an actress, and although I haven’t seen her acting ability, I have seen her on “The Hills”, and she doesn’t have any “chops”! She’s already had plastic surgery twice to improve her chances of appealing to the strict Hollywood image, I wish her luck in a vicious business that shreds up women who are “soft”.

  • Dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge, here is a rap song that I wrote for you. It is called East 1999. It was originally rapped by the rap group, named
    Bone Thugs N Harmony, but I wrote a rap song for you to the
    beat/instrumental of this song using my own lyrics. I wrote my own short introduction, and verse 1 for you to the beat/instrumental of this song. So here is my song for you sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge.

    Song Title: East 1999

    My Introduction: Hey babe, you’re hot, don’t stop, my lady.

    Verse 1: Sitting up, girl in the zone, at home, with a love song, girl, that I write, feeling nice, you’re so nice. If we meet, I’LL be kind, always smile, never fight,you’re so fine, always kind,and so bright. Live your life, in the spotlights, girl,don’t be shy,you’re so fine,buy you things, that you like. In the night, live it up, party up, in the clubs, smoking herbs,down town, what’s your sign. Baby blaze, on the page of the magazines,girl, on the scenes, like a Queen, cause you’re nice. Never fade, always paid,never late,can we date,got it made in the shade, you’re so kind.

  • Dear sexy Audrina Patridge, God Bless you, sexy girl and keep making movies. My name is Ike Nash, and I live in Toronto Canada,in the city of Scarborough.
    Please come over here to see me one day,my phone number is 416-752-2165.
    God bless you again,my love. Here is another rap song that I wrote for you,it is called Look Into My Eyes, it was originally rapped by the rap group named
    Bone Thugs N Harmony, but I wrote you my own rap song to the
    beat/instrumental of this song for you using my own lyrics, I wrote my own Intro, chorus and verse for you, using my own lyrics, writing my lyrics to the
    beat/instrumental of this song for you sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge. So here is my song for you Audrina.

    Song Title: Look Into My Eyes

    My Introduction: Hey babe, I’m in crazy, in love, no doubt, girl, keep making movies, sexy girl.

    Chorus: Chilling babe, hey girl, you’re so, hot, always on the top, girl, so never stop. Chilling babe, hey girl, let’s roll now, how you doing, love, girl, you’re , smoking hot.

    Verse 1 for you sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge: Hey love, let’s go, out to, the stores, loving you more, hey sexy, girl, I , adore, you always, hey babe, you paved the way, my love, babe, is here to save, you , every day. So let’s chill, I’d really like to, see, you girl, and take you out down town, baby come around, my thug ways, baby girl, can you come to town, roll with me, lady,you’re so sexy baby girl.

  • Dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge, here is an idea I have of a movie that I think, should have the leading role in. It should be a Suspense. It should be called
    The 15th Floor. The reason why this movie should be called the 15th floor is because, you witnessed a murder in a tall 30 story office building, one summer night around 9:00pm on the 15th floor, between a man and the owner of this building.
    And the movie should start like this:

    One night after work, while you were walking by your Boss’s office (the owner) on the 15th floor, you hear gunshots being fired, then you rush into another room that was open, and leaving that door slightly open, you saw one of your co-workers, whom you recognize, carrying a loaded pistol, leaving your boss’s office. Then the co-worker whose name is Michael, glimpes, that door slightly open, and becomes suspicious, so he makes his way over. Then you rush into a washroom in that same room to hide, so that he will not see you. He enters,and starts looking around, then receives a phone call on his cellular phone, talking to his partner about what he just did, and the conversation is about money and drugs, that he (Michael) and the boss was involved in. Plus there are other people in that same building that he has to assasinate, within the next two days. He is still talking, when you sneezed softly, and he hears you. He ends his conversation, and comes to look for you. You manage to escape, but he finds out you were the person that was hiding and that you know about everything, and now he’s after you before you get a chance to stop him.

    Dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge that was my idea of a new movie that i think you should have the leading role in.

    Love,
    Ike Nash

  • Dear Audrina Patridge,God bless you,and make you more beautiful,prosperous and more famous and successful each and everyday.I’m your truest fan,lots of love to you my princess.Here is a song that I wrote for you.It is a reggae song and it is called Easy Does It,and it was originally sang by the reggae singer named Bounty Killer.But dear sexy Audrina Patridge,I wrote my own reggae song for you,writing my own lyrics to the beat/instrumental of this song for you,using my own lyrics.I wrote my own introduction which starts before the chorus,and I wrote my own chorus and verse 1 as well.Once again this song is called Easy Does It,and it was originally sang by the reggae singer named
    Bounty Killer,but I wrote my own reggae song for you writing my own lyrics to the beat/instrumental of this song.Please visit me in Toronto some day.My name again is Ike Nash,and I came from an island in the Caribbean named
    St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough,you can reach me at 416-752-2165. Here is my song for you:

    Song Title: Easy Does It

    My Introduction: Girl,what’s up,sexy,girl, girl,you’re so magnificent girl.

    Chorus:Hey girl,throw your hands,up,party up,give it up,love you much,you’re the best thing girl.Princess,your love is priceless,dress the best,never stress,confessing,I’LL, love you girl.

    Verse 1 for you sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge: What’s up babe,how is thangs,the telephone rings,on the end,I wish it was you girl.Rock the world,with your sexy curves,bless you girl,buy you pearls,rule the world,can I meet you girl.Hold your hands babe,while we’re walking and talking,in the summertime,girl,can I greet you love,from above,the sun shines,bright,for you babe,you’re so great,you’re so brave,model,everyday.

  • Dear Audrina Patridge,I think that you’re extremely good looking and successful,may God’s love bless and shine on you each and everyday.I hope that you’ve read my comments,because I love you a lot babe.And I will like to share with you,an idea of mine that can make you even more wealthier and happy.I think that you should open up and start a Female shoe store,because it can increase your success.You should sell female footwear,like flip flops,
    female sandals and slippers as well as high heels and shell toes,along with female running shoes.I think that is a great business idea for a girl like you,because you’re a very sexy actress/celebrity/business woman,and I think that you will do great if you ever open up a female shoe store.

  • Dear Audrina Patridge,here is a reggae song that I wrote for you.It is called
    Farmer Man,and it was originally sang by the reggae singer named
    Beenie Man,but dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,I wrote my own reggae song
    for you to the beat/instrumental of the song called Farmer Man.I wrote my own introduction which comes before the chorus,and I wrote my own chorus and verse for you using my own lyrics,I wrote my own song with lyrics,to the
    instrumental,of the song called Farmer Man,which was originally sang by
    Beenie Man.So here is my song for you Audrina Patridge.

    Song Title:Farmer Man

    My Introduction for you Audrina Patridge which is before the chorus:
    You’re,so sexy,girl,please,have a seat,with,me.

    My Chorus for you Audrina Patridge:Chill girl,let’s go shopping,club hopping,bar hopping,in the city,stay hot,and,more blessings,I,love,the way,you dress,and,model girl,in my city,stay pretty,get busy.

    Verse 1:Hey,girl,you dress really,neat,very sweet,very clean,and unique,you’re a Queen,girl.Yes,girl,I think,you’re very pretty,in,my city,you’ll be happy,never flopping,let’s shop,girl.Walk with me,I’LL tell you,what you like,you’re so nice,you’re my type,what I mean,is,you’re so,sexy,girl.Listen babe,I think,you’re the best,in every contest,girl,you’ll surely be the only winner,girl,rule my world,I like your,sexy style,and your smile,you’re so nice, and so,pretty,girl.

  • Dear sexy Audrina Patridge,I really love you a lot,babe,and may JAH who is the Almighty God bless you in every way.And again my name is Ike Nash and I live in Toronto,which is in Canada.And I will love to see you grow more famous and happier and wealthier,Sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge.And I have a lot of musical skills as well as talent in the art of film/movies.And I am a fan of yours Ms Audrina Patridge.And I like to share an idea with you of a new movie that I think you should have the leading role in.This idea was all mine,can you diligently consider this idea and,maybe you might start,getting even more ideas of your own,that can help you in your acting job.So this idea of mine of the new movie that you should have the leading role in,should be a Horror Film,and please don’t get scared or offended,by my idea,because I’m not trying to hurt or scare you.The name of this movie should be,Night Stalkers,and it should be about three zombies,that came back to a neighborhood to create havoc there,but you sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,will be the girl,who will save this neighborhood,and remain alive in the ending.And the starting of this movie should begin like this:

    One Day,you (Mrs sexy Audrina Patridge),is on your way to work,then,you walk through an alleyway after work,in your neighborhood,when you spot,three really weird and creepy looking guys in the same alley.All of a sudden,these three guys,make a huge leap,from off of the pavement,to the very top of a 12-story building,as if they had some sort of powers.But little do you know,that these creeps are zombies,that came back from the dead,to haunt the city.And now that you’ve seen them,you’ve contacted the police,about this problem,and they ask for your help,to get rid of the zombie dudes.But don’t worry Audrina Patridge,my beautiful sweetheart,you are the star in this movie plus you did not get hurt.

    Dear Audrina Patridge,that was my idea of a new horror film,that I think you should have the leading role in.And I’m very very sorry if I’m scaring you with this idea of mine.It was my idea,with an intention,to make you more famous and wealthier in what ever way it could,please consider it if you like.

  • Dear Audrina Patridge,here is a song that I wrote for you.It is called
    First Of Tha Month,and it was originally rapped by the rap group,named
    Bone Thugs N Harmony.But dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,I wrote my own rap/hip hop song for you to the beat/instrumental of this song using my own lyrics.I wrote my own chorus and verse 1 for you to the instrumental of
    First Of Tha Month,using my own lyrics.So here is my song for you Audrina Patridge.

    Song Title:First Of Tha Month

    My Chorus:Hey girl,you’re,so fine,what’s up,girl,can I get,to meet,you someday.Hey babe,let’s getaway,I’LL,pave the way,I think,you’re very,sexy,lady.Girlfriend,how,are you babe,I like your,ways,and,I like your sexy style,cutie,never mind,the negative,that people bring,I’LL sing my song for you shordy.

    Verse 1: Let’s walk,I’LL,say good things,like,how you’re,babe,I think,you’re very great,baby.I’LL be kind,I love,you,girl,I’LL be,so nice,and take you to the movies,honey.Can we talk,on telephones,I’m in my home,I’m partying daily,baby.In my,city,get,with me,stay pretty,get busy,you’re sexy and lovely,and so famous,shordy.

  • audrina patridge,is a cunt,eat my sperm,bitch,swallow my cocky,down in your throat,fuck chelsea from the donlands,fuck joey feccetti,too,eat sperm,whore,throat,my fucking cocky

  • joey fecetti,is a cocksucking cunt,as for you,who like him,fuck you,throat my cock,off,salivate my fucking cock,cock breath slut

  • Hello sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,who is this Gods’son creep,who the hell is he,I think,that you’re very beautiful and blessed by the Lord God,who is the King Of Kings,and the Lord of Lords.I wish you more love,fame and prosperity.Love,
    Ike Nash.

  • Hello Mrs Audrina Patridge,here is a reggae song that I wrote for you,it is called
    Halla Fi Di Jordan.And it was originally,sang by the reggae singer named
    Beenie Man,but dear sexy Ms Audrina Patridge,I wrote my own reggae for you,to the beat/instrumental,of the song named Halla Fi Di Jordan.I wrote my own Chorus and verse 1 for you,using my own lyrics.So I wrote my lyrics,to this song’s instrumental.Here is my song for you.

    Song Title:Halla Fi Di Jordan

    My Chorus for you Audrina Patridge:What’s up,sexy girl,how are you,doing,babe,can we talk,let’s,walk,in the parks,in East York,or New York,city,girl,I’LL make you,laugh.

    Verse 1:Baby girl,I like your,smile,and your style,is so nice,and you’re so fine.I’m so kind and polite,I’LL,make you smile,all the time,you’re so bright,it’s summertime.How are you,doing,girl,what’s up,tonight.I will take,you on a,date,let’s drink,some wine.Have,a seat,with,me girl,as we,eat and dine.All my love for you,girl,cause,you’re,so,fine.

  • Hello Sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,my name is Ike Nash,and I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough,and you can reach me at 416-752-2165,the reason why I give you my phone number is because,I have millions and millions of brilliant ideas that I can share with you of new movies,that I think,you should,have the leading role in.And I wrote you a rap song,named
    On The Freeway.This song was originally rapped by the rapper named Bizzy Bone,but I wrote you my own rap song to the
    beat/instrumental of On The Freeway,using my own lyrics.And I wrote my own verse to this song's instrumental,for you,sexy
    Mrs Audrina Patridge.So here is my song for you,sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge.

    Song Title:On The Freeway

    Verse 1: In the city,stay pretty,it's lovely,and sunny,the weather is,nice,I'm writing,honey.You're so sexy,next to me,is money,for you,sexy girl,let's,go to,the malls,and buy thangs honey.East Side,is where I'm from,in Toronto,in Canada,in Scarborough,I love you lady,have my babies,pretty lady,Mercedes-Benz,I'LL,buy you,I'm,crazy,in love,with you,shordy.

  • Hello sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge.How are you doing today,my princess.Keep on making movies,my love.And I think that you should open up a Retail Fashion Clothing Store,so that you can make more money,and it will make you more wealthier.

  • Hello sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge.How are you doing today,my princess.Keep on making movies,my love.And I think that you should open up a Retail Fashion Clothing Store,so that you can make more money,and it will make you more wealthier.

  • Dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,here is a song that I wrote for you.It is called When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going.And it was originally sang by a singer named Billy Ocean.But dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,I wrote my own song for you to the
    beat/instrumental of When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going,using my own lyrics.So here is my song for you Audrina Patridge.

    Song Title:When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going

    My verse 1:Chilling babe,in the,party,roll,with me,sexy,babe,do your,thing,girl,let’s go,going,shopping,baby girl,at the stores.Shopping,baby girl,for new clothes,strike a pose,sexy girl,in your clothes,what’s next for you,girl,more shows,rock the shows,everywhere that you go.Put it down,for ma city,you’re so sexy,when you flow,feel the breeze blowing through your hair,girl,rock the shows everywhere,that you go.

    My Chorus:Put it up in the air,sexy baby,sexy lady,girlfriend,you’re pure,I’m so sure,that you’re doing real,good,girl,rule the world,baby girl,as you grow.