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good grief.. how tacky!
Good grief, you’re prude.
Sarah,
It isn’t meant to be used in the ASS!
A-2! I’ve missed your candy-coated comments! You should come on over to Zelda Lily where you can really give me an ass reaming! …Speaking of “ass-reamings”, the KY gel really gives some easy cushion for the pushin’!
Sarah,
I think it’s cool that you involved your father in your product eval.
When it was all over I hope you tossed him a few bucks for beer money.
My comments aren’t the only thing “candy coated”. When I give you that “ass reaming” your begging for I’ll dip my cock in chocolate first. If you like you can add some of your own.
Oh baby, oh baby. I am going so crazy now. You know just what to say to get my motor running.
what a stupid fat fuck you are a-2.
I went and read that “review”. I add the quotations because it read more to me like, “I love free stuff, please give me more”. It’s like a way too enthusiastic blow job on a casting couch.
I tried that K-Y stuff… The big “sensation” was that it felt like I’d put peppermint on my button. Not entirely pleasant actually, very distracting and well, isn’t the point to get hot, not cold? Whatev.
Actually, RVH, your added “quotations” are misplaced. The period should be encased in the quotation marks. Example: “I love free stuff, please give me more”. *Should read: “I love free stuff, please give me more.”
Oh dear! Sorry for any inconvenience or undue hardship that might have caused anyone. I’m so humiliated.
Shit Rachel, I bet you’re the kind of woman that folds the clothes she’s taking off before she fucks, too. Relax, biatch.
I don’t get it…
F.Y.I. NO blowjob can ever be “TOO enthusiastic.” Nuff said…
unless she’s got braces or her false teeth begin to pull loose.
That sounds like a challenge.
Let me slide on over to read Sarah’s post.
If this shit was so amazing, I wouldn’t have shrugged my shoulders and thrown it in the trash when the retarded bottles leaked all over the inside of a drawer. My husband and I bought some around Valentine’s day and used it a total of 1 time. It was a little minty tingly but not in a good way. And the packaging ppl who designed the bottles to look phalic shaped totally missed the mark. They should have looked like real dildos (with some girth and contour) and the lube could have then been multi-purpose. Maybe then I would have forgiven the leakage… haha!
what do you think about these shoes guys ?
creative recreation
I think those shoes are hideous and I’m boycotting NIKE til they drop Tiger. That’s what I think.
I think those shoes are hideous and I’m boycotting NIKE til they drop Tiger. That’s what I think.