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Nicolas Cage’s Father Dies

Nicolas Cage with His Parents, August and Joy Coppola, in 1998 I've poked a lot of fun at Nicolas Cage in the past, but this post isn't going to do that. I can only kick a person when they're down so many times, and Nicolas Cage is now so far down my foot couldn't even reach him if I tried. Cage's father, August Coppola, has died at the age of 75 of a heart attack. Coppola is the brother of filmmaker Frances Ford Coppola and was Dean of Creative Arts at San Francisco State University. My heart goes out to the family, particularly to Cage who has had m...

Stars’ Halloween Costumes

Valentino Garavani I hope you're all getting into some debauchery tonight. Like I said earlier, it's the one night of the year when you can dress like a slut, a freak, or a creep, and people won't think you're insane or hold you accountable. It's just like living in Hollywood. Celebs are taking advantage of the same opportunity. Katie Couric was spotted sporting this year's ubiquitous Kate Gosselin costume while the hosts of the Today Show went the Luke & Leia route. Fashion designer Michael Kors dressed...

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Paris Hilton Dressed as Dorothy for Halloween Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at her home in Mulholland Estates. Both she AND boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, which I don't get. Wouldn't a Dorothy/Scarecrow, Dorothy/Toto, Dorothy/Tin Man combo have been better than two Dorothys? Or, if you're trying to be creative, Dorothy/Toto (the band)? I think Reinhardt just wanted to finally wear those size 16 satin pink pumps of his out in public and used this as an excuse. (See more pics in the ga...

This Year’s Most Played Out Halloween Costume

Kate Gosselin Wig Halloween 2009 Last year, it was Sarah Palin. I saw so many Palins on Halloween I thought was at the governor's igloo in Alaska. This year-- and I hope I don't incur the wrath of Sasha by saying this-- the most overdone costume is definitely Jon & Kate Gosselin. Our own esteemed Beet went to work yesterday dressed up as one third of a Jon, Kate, and Hailey Glassman trio. Check out the pics she posted to her Twitter. As further proof this costume has jumped the shark, the couple we love to hate dress...

Dakota Fanning Crowned Homecoming Princess

Dakota Fanning took a break from filming movies about angsty vampires covered in sparkles to hang out with angsty teenagers covered in sparkles at her high school's homecoming football game last night. Fanning is a cheerleader for Campbell Hall Episcopal School in North Hollywood where she was crowned Homecoming Princess during halftime last night. She didn't get the Queen's crown, but she's only a sophomore. Give it a few years. You can see pics of the crowning here. I couldn't post them because we don't have a contract with the...

Some Famous People Reproduced

colin_farrell.jpg People like to know when celebrities have babies. Maybe they're genuinely interested in the birth of a new life. Or maybe they just want to know who's had a kid so they're prepared to mercilessly criticize their parenting when 5 years later someone fucks up and gives the kid an espresso. It's like a preview of coming attractions. The products of three sets famous zygotes splitting and reproducing exited the womb recently and were announced yesterday. Former Olympic gymnast Shannon Miller va...

Shakira’s ‘Did It Again’ Video

Shakira's new video came out today and uhhh... I don't get it? I feel really dense and I'm sure I'll find out from one of you commenters within minutes of posting this, but what the hell is going on here? Shakira is in some sort of trantric sex dance on a bed with a dude, then in a steam room. Is this supposed to be like that show Sisters? Didn't they all go in a steam room on that show? Oh, and the song is probably the most annoying thing I've ever heard. She sounds like Grover....

Howard K. Stern and Doctors Going To Trial Over Anna Nicole’s Death

Anna Nicole Smith Howard K. Stern and doctors  Khristine Eroshevich, Sandeep Kapoor will be going to trial for a long list of felonies relating to the death of Anna Nicole Smith. The doctors are accused of supplying Stern with the drugs he needed to keep Anna Nicole in the haze that she was in up until the time that she eventually overdosed. Stern alone is responsible for over 11 felony accounts, including giving prescription drugs to an addict, acquiring those drugs illegally and fraud. Kapoor is also screwed. During the previous investigation, the following passage was ...

Regis and Kelly Go Jersey For Halloween

Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa's Halloween episode had the pair dressing up from everyone to Beyonce and her dancers in the "Single Ladies" video to Bachelorette contestants, but of course you know my favorite was when they took on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Regis saying "tick as teves"? I nearly had a stroke from laughing. By the way, if any one is dressing up as Caroline Manzo this year: You are my hero. Please feel free to email me photos of you and your bubbies....

Sean Preston and Jayden James Are All Grown Up

Kevin Federline & Boys Sean Preston and Jayden James, the sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, hit up a pumpkin patch in LA yesterday with their dad. The boys looked so happy, healthy and normal that it was almost shocking. As babies, the boys were often seen drooped over their mother's shoulder, in tears or looking sad. In these photos the boys couldn't look more thrilled to share a day of fun with their dad and nanny. While Britney's parenting has seen a major turn around since she lost custody, there's no q...

When Scared, Taylor Swift’s First Instinct is to Crawl On the Floor

Taylor Swift got pranked at Ellen the other day and apparently she had the pants scared off her so badly that she wound up on the bathroom floor of her dressing room. Taylor was a really good sport about the prank and laughed until she and Ellen embraced, but her reaction definitely implied that she was freakin' out there for a moment....

Victoria Beckham Works Out Seven Days a Week

91019L1_BECKHAM_B_GR_07 Victoria Beckham is known for having one of the skinniest bods in all the land, so why would she be hitting the gym every day of the week? Apparently she works out that hard so that she can ensure that no one needs to airbrush her. She told Harpar's Bazaar "I wanted to look at those pictures in 20 years' time and say 'Wow, look -- after three kids -- I didn't look bad.'" While I suppose that's a fair goal (wanting to be as fit as possible is not a crime, in or out of the spotlight), but I c...
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