Sep 21, 2009 at 08:57 pm by Evil Beet

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

In addition to having the cutest fucking toddler to ever see a pair of heels*, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise apparently have the kind of strong, enduring relationship that allows them to exercise together. Just like Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake! I don’t understand the appeal of jogging with your significant other. Look, when I’m jogging, that’s my damn time. That’s my time to be away from all the nuisances in my life, which usually expands to include whomever I’m dating at the time. You must really be close to your husband to agree to jog with them. Either that or you’re contractually bound to be within 20 feet of him at all time. I’m not sure which it is with Katie.

* It just occurred to me that I’m going to get some very upsetting search traffic as a result of using “fucking” and “toddler” in such close proximity.

11 Responses to “Still Going Strong!”

  1. anon says:

    My face goes beet red when I run. Good thing I run no risk of being famous and followed while doing so. Now is it just me or does Katie look slightly knock-kneed?

  2. Amy says:

    Wow. Their jogging outfits match. Impressive.

  3. jerzy says:

    When is there ever an out of control Coca Cola truck
    when you need one?
    Stuck accelerator…total brake failure…defective steering that aims towards Hollywood Ass-wipes?

  4. Julie says:

    um.. aren’t they supposed to perspire??

  5. court says:

    How is Tom suddenly taller than her?

  6. CrabtownUSA says:

    I think he “jogs” with her so she doesn’t get away.

  7. Reno says:

    Poor Tom – if any other male in the world went running in shorts like that, we would get some great shots of his “business” bouncing about, but not when crazy, Scientology man goes out – my guess is that he is anatomically in-correct!

  8. HappyGirrrl says:

    Why in the world is she only letting him hold her right hand? It looks so awkward.

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