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Michael Lohan Is A Stupid Criminal With Impeccable Timing

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Michael Lohan continues his trail of crazy.  On March 18th, after his fiancee broke up with him again, he called her and threatened to kill her and himself.  Apparently the dummy didn’t know that murder-suicide threats are kind of against the law.

He wasn’t arrested until April 6th (This picture of them was taken on April 1st — so post-threat and pre-arrest.) and appeared in court yesterday.  His lawyer appeared on his behalf to answer the charges that could land Lohan in jail for a year.  Thankfully, his parole had expired a few weeks before he told his girlfriend he was going to off her.  That’s an example of good timing.

In other legal woes, Lohan will also appear in a Westbury court today to explain why he’s $12,000 behind in child support payments

Huh, who would have thought that Lindsay would be logging less time in the courts than her dad in 2009?

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  • Michael is a selfless guy who’s always trying to make his fucked-up daughters look better in comparison. Can you say “Father of the Year”?

  • How can he be so far behind on his child support? Lazy ass. I know this article is about a violent threat, but the “victim” is posing with him after the fact, so she’s an idiot, and will I be surprised if there really is a murder / suicide, no I won’t be surprised – he’s just that douchey and she’s choosing “fame” over safety.

  • That man truly disgusts me. Thank heavens I don’t have his address and/or number and that I know death threats are against the law.

  • ok we have determined that he is a total loser, but the chick he is with must be a double loser, otherwise why in the hell would she be with him?