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Aunt Jodi’s Sister Is at it Again!

We all know how much Aunt Jodi’s sister hates Jon & Kate (& Kate & Kate & Kate). So every now and then I take a look at one of the predictable rants on her blog, Truth Breeds Hatred. Today’s post kind of cracked me up:

Kevin and Jodi will be giving a live interview tomorrow morning on The Early Show (CBS). The segment should be airing around 7:30am EST.

I also want to acknowledge all of the emails I am receiving. I can’t respond to all of them, but I want everyone to know that I am reading them and sharing them with Jodi. I have received the most heartfelt stories and poems. I am truly touched that so many have taken the time to write, and I want you all to know that the support we are receiving is definitely a bright spot during this difficult time.

Many people have asked what they can do. My best advice right now is to stop watching! … I am disgusted that they would show such a tender moment between Jon and his daughter just to pull at the viewer’s heartstrings. That conversation should have been a private moment between a father and daughter. Each person who watched last night stole something from the children that they’ll never get back.

None of this matters but the poems.

Attention, people: WHO ARE YOU out there sending poems to Jodi’s sister? Did you write them yourself? If you did, then that’s simply the most delightful news I’ve heard all day. People are independently composing poetry about Jon & Kate. WHAT DOES IT EVEN LOOK LIKE? I was going to try to write a sample J&K poem for you guys, but then I realized that I totally wasn’t high or 13 enough. I don’t even remember how to fake being an angsty 13-year-old. Should it rhyme? Do I need to draw an anarchy symbol on my wrist before I begin? I think I will suggest that you folks write some poetry in the comments.

I also have another idea. I think Aunt Jodi’s sister should post on her blog all the poems that she received from readers. Then the state of California will vote on whether or not to incorporate said poems into their state Constitution. If they vote against it, then Mady and Cara Gosselin can’t get married, ever, to anyone. DO YOU SEE HOW THIS IS A WIN-WIN SITUATION?

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  • haha, this post cracked me up! POEMS!? Wow. But seriously, this lady has lost all credibility with her incessant rants about Jon and Kate… how the hell would she know about this “tender moment” if she herself hadn’t been watching??? I don’t much care for Kate, but this lady is creeping me out!

    • And here’s my poem;

      Kate Gosselin
      your hair is tragic
      your personality manic

      But again with the hair
      I can’t help but stare
      it isn’t very regal
      it should be illegal
      long in the front and spiked in the back
      doesn’t get much more dated than that

      I think you’d be better off
      if you fixed your coif

  • I don’t and won’t watch any of the Jon & Kate stuff, but that won’t stop me from giving my opinion ;)

    This whole thing is a sham to drive up ratings. Everyone’s in on it, including the relatives. Seriously, if this woman hates J and/or K, why would she announce (much less even know) when there’s going to be an interview? She’s even so helpful as to mention that this interview show is on CBS and around what time the particular segment is going to air.

    It’s all a ploy and the public is totally falling for it; what was it, 8.9 million viewers? I hope they all rot. What horrid people.

    I’m going to go write a poem now. ;)

  • If this isn’t a ploy where all the family is in on it then…

    How can this blogger/sister/person say that she is “disgusted that they would show such a tender moment between Jon and his daughter just to pull at the viewer’s heartstrings. That conversation should have been a private moment between a father and daughter.”

    Well can I say that I am “disgusted” by the fact that family members sell each other out to the highest bidder? Shouldn’t her sister and Kate’s brother have sat down and had a conversation about their concerns in person and private instead of to an internet gossip site?

    Interesting double standard…

    • I completely agree! IMHO, all the relatives writing in blogs, giving interviews to tabloids and tv, and just generally slamming the Gosselins are just as bad if not worse than J&K!

      Clearly she was watching this “disgusting” spectacle.

      Every interview I see or read by the family makes me hope J&K sue them when the dust settles.

  • OMGGG that moment was so sad i laughed till i cried! i bet that “weekend off” jon had to take was the one where he fucked that hot sexy 23 yr old! jon deserves to get some pussy. hes so sexy! kate is fake as fuck and her tears don’t make anyone feel sorry for her. jon wants out, she wants $$$.

    • no…Jon doesn’t need to drag another woman while he’s in this spiraling-downward-thing of a relationship.

      he NEEDS to either start trying with kate to fix the relationship OR he needs to just completely cut her free legally and marital-wise before getting involved with another woman (oh that’s right he’s already done it). it’s like this: you can’t drive one car while sitting in another.

  • Well who gives a fuck if Kate is doing all the drama for the money I far as I know just having 1 kid is really expensive I can’t imagine having 8 and 2 dogs, if she is getting pay thousands of dollars and just making sure that thru that show her kids are getting stuff that she wouldn’t it be able to give her kids fuck everyone else, Aunt Jodi just wants her 15 min of fame, she needs to get over everything and move on get a job and stop trying to get easy by trash talking Kate, and by doing that she is giving more publicity to them.

    • I agree with Tabs. In addition, is anyone else confused as to why the sister-of-a-sister-in-law is so invested in taking Kate down? I’m not sure Aunt Jodi wants 15 minutes, but seems to me her SISTER does. And how is tearing someone down on her blog a difficult time for her?!

      • Oh, they all want their 15 minutes… they’re all crazy. Really. I think I’d go nuts if my life was so full of unnecessary drama too.

  • This whole saga could only be better if the kids weren’t so small and innocent in all of this… Kate is such a screaming shrew and now that everything is leaking out, it’s priceless.

  • I get that Kate pushed her brother and Jodi out of their lives. Now, if Jodi’s sister would just shut her face, I think we would all sympathize with Jodi a LITTLE bit more.

  • Am I the only one who is getting seriously bored by the fact that posts are so few and far between anymore (during the day at least)? …or at least it seems that way. It can’t be that slow of a news day every day can it?

    • Completely agree! Checking this site used to relieve me when my brain couldn’t function at work anymore.. but now when I need a 10 minute break, there’s hardly anything new. More updates, please! I thought that was the point of hiring Wendie..

      • That’s exactly what I use the site for! haha. It’s hard to get through work without my gossip fix/distraction.

  • Poor poor Aunt Jodie, she really is poor compared to Kate. Aunt Jodie you have nailed your coffin shut, $$$$$ will do that.

  • “With friends (family) like this, who needs enemies?”

    The proof is in the pudding:
    1. For a brother (and his wife) to do such a thing to his sister (even were every bit true) is horrendous, it breaks my heart. It borders on evil.

    2. I have never heard that Kate has said anything about them.

    Also, I just read that Jodi was asking seven figures on that contract and that was what Kate didn’t agree with. Anyone hear this?

    • i am sure its true, because if it really wasn’t about the money then why are they not there anymore, real family, ones who really “cared” about the kids would stick it out no matter what

    • I just want to say…..Good Job KATE! Your doing whats best for your family from start and continue to do for them to the end. My only issue is for you to talk better to your man, he has feelings and they are real!!! Your Sister-in-law and brother..WOW! They need to look up in the dictionary about sticking by family and never letting the outside talk or cause harm to you, no matter what….Like you said KATE and JON….IT’S OUR LIFE….AND IF EVERYONE PUT THAT IN THEIR VOCABULARY, THEY WOULDN’T DOUBT THEMSELVES ON THE DECISION THAT THEY MAKE FOR THEIR FAMILIES..SHOUT OUT TO YOU KATE!!! JON STICK BY YOUR WOMAN AND LET HER KNOW IF YOUR FEELINGS ARE HURT INSTEAD OF CRYING..MAN UP!!!

  • Aunt Jodi and sister get a life you are no longer part of the show, you didn’t get paid and you won’t so move on

  • Boo hoo we didn’t want to do it for money but hey STar magazine, hey radar online thanks for the check, please you people and gwop should just stop watching if you don’t like what you see. change the chanel, get a life LOSERS

  • I just say let this family be and let them heal in peace. Who is the papparatzi (spelling) .. to judge what is done. Who are any of us to judge. We all made mistakes or have been gossiped about, but sometimes to much is to much! When it hurts someone unnecessarily that is uncalled for!! My god how many times have we seen on the stupid gossip mags that there were aliens that have landed. LOL!!! So why in gods world would we believe everything thats is said and written??? For the Gosselins I hope they find happiness in their lives and that the people out there just stop harrassing them.

  • Oh geeze people. Listen I feel both have their faults and as far as exploiting children and Kate’s abusive side towards Jon, it’s not like they have been on TV forever. They obviously spoke about all that came with the realty tv territory. They knew what they were getting them selves into. You know that old saying ” If you don’t want to know the answer, don’t ask”, well it’s the same in this case don’t video tape yourself if your not ready to se yourself in another light. Jon and Kate seemed to be just fine until they started receiving feed back from viewers. I watch the show all the time and love it. I don’t agree with everything but it is a good show none the less. This stupid woman know as jody’s sister needs to get a life. She talks about how they exploit the children, but never saw her before until now and to me she is taking advantage of a situation she has nothing to do with. I think she’s upset she was never invited to be on the show! ( talk about 15 mins to fame lol)
    Plus I bet 9 out 10 of the people writting these nasty comments about the family are less then perfect themselves.

    It is us as the viewers fault for all of this nonsense. We watch the shows and we play into the gossip that comes from it. Every family is crapy and at least they’re not trying to sugar coat it. These people are probably splitting for no reason at all!!!!

  • Katie oh Katie your orange tan is so hot.
    It’s not your fault that your husband likes Pot.

    You cutt off his balls on National TV.
    You’ve exploited your children for the whole world to see.

    Karma has come back onto your money grubbing hands.
    Now it’s time to move on to some new greedy plans.

    Are child protective services on vacation or what?
    Those new hooker high heels you’ve been wearing make you look like a cheap slut.

    I know…that was the lames poem in existence. But what do you expect when it’s about Kate Gosselin.

  • Jon and Kate have 8 children and need to get counseling and work it out.

    Jodi and Kevin have been on way too many shows talking about this subject- they need to be home taking care of their own children and he needs to be working at whatever job he has.

    I can’t imagine how their repeated appearances on shows are going to be beneficial to any of the Gosselins nor to their own children.

    It is sad to see any family breakup and hopefully the Gosselins will work to keep their family together.

    Meanwhile Jodi and Kevin need to attend to their own home.