Kid Rock is whining because community service isn’t going the way he thinks it should. He was sentenced to eighty hours of community service after his Waffle House melee back in 2007. Since then, he has done charity events for autism, AIDS and war veterans organizations and feels that those efforts should be applied towards his time. Instead, he’s been assigned to clerical work and snow removal in his home state of Michigan.
Here’s the thing-community service is punishment. It isn’t Club Med. You don’t get to peruse through the services menu and ponder the benefits of giving concerts versus hosting a charity dinner party. It’s typical celebrity entitlement. Here’s a message to all law-breaking fame whores: You. Don’t. Get. To. Choose. Mkay?
Evil Beet Gossip isn’t just about fun; it’s about learning. The lesson today? Don’t start hurling yourself around poorly lit, roadside breakfast dives unless you’re willing to shovel.