Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sting Needs to Bottle That Tantric Shit

 And then commence selling it to the waiting public.


Sting, Wife Trudy, Actor Sam Rockwell and others at the “Moon” after party.


As you can see from the visual evidence above – it is clearly fucking with his head. But I’ve never seen a man so deliriously happy. You can almost hear him screaming ” I am SEX PANTHER” while Trudie laughs indulgently and brushes the crushed ice from his vodka tonic out of his beard. It’s like one of those male enhancement commercials but for real. He kind of looks like he’s doing some sort of wolverine impression.

Forget When Harry Met Sally – I want some of whatever has convinced Sting that the party is wherever he’s at.

More evidence…

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