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  • Ok, Jesus is fucking sexy because:

    He’s rocking the old testament look, gnarly beard and bathless smell included. Hot bod, totally waifish and starved looking. Giving Nicole Richie a serious run for her money. He’s got that whole man in power thing going on. Totally hot. Always telling us about that great land in the sky where you feel and are at complete peace and unity with the universe. Dude always has the best drugs. Fuck yeah, Jesus, you’re even too sexy for a shirt.

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