SAD FACE!
You know, most of the time, it’s just all light-hearted fun and gossip around these parts. We don’t take ourselves or any one story too seriously, and one day blends into the next.
But every once in awhile there’s a story that grabs you in the pit of your stomach, pulls at your heartstrings, and makes you almost nauseous with the genuine tragedy of it all. These days stay with us.
Today is one of those days.
The Verne Troyer sex tape will not be released. The parties have reached a settlement in the lawsuit Verne brought against potential distributors.
Records show that Blatt and SugarDVD have signed agreements requiring that they get Troyer’s approval before selling or distributing the tape or any images from it.
Edwin McPherson, one of Troyer’s attorneys, said the actor has no intention of granting approval.
Dude, I know this is a Hail Mary, but we can we just all pray that Verne gets so low on cash he has to agree to let this thing be distributed? Please? Please???
(And, no, I will never get tired of running this photo. In fact, even when this story is good and dead and no one remembers Ranae Shrider’s name, I will still, on occasion, run this photograph, because it is just that awesome.)
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OH NO !!!!! *sobs inconsolably*
…and PS: please please Beet…bring back that pic as a “Caption This” .(I`ve got 85 comments for it already!)
HAHAHAHAHA
i agree, this is just the best photo EVAR
She gives me the creeps.
damn Beet, WTF?
yeah the photo is funny, but why do you wish humiliation on Verne?
He was betrayed by someone he trusted.
thank god that video will never see the light of day. this photo is enough to keep me awake at night!
Say it aint so!!!!!
I’m still amazed at women will do for just a small taste (pun intended) of fame. If that little goblin is need of funds for a new midget car or something, that tape will come out of the vault
Beet.. do these no talent individuals pay you to put them in your pages… this is like reading someone else’s high school year book. None of this gossip means anything! Iam hoping you get better at your job reals soon.