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Feb 22, 2008 at 10:35 am by Evil Beet
Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.
I love stories like this.
Little punk Aaron Carter is sitting in jail right now.
He was busted earlier this morning in Texas with two ounces of weed. He was originally pulled over on I-10 for speeding, and, when cops searched his vehicle, they found his stash.
His ass will be in jail until at least tomorrow, when a judge will arraign him.
Does Texas have the death penalty for things like this? They ought to. God bless Texas!












































































































I only saw a bit of improvement.