Feb 21, 2008 at 07:39 pm by Evil Beet

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It’s not that posing for soft porn under the guise of art isn’t a career, exactly, but it appears Miss Lindsay Lohan is looking to step it up a notch.

Lindsay’s signed on to co-star with Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a comedy about two dueling Renaissance Faire troupes.

You read that right: Two. Dueling. Renaissance Faire. Troupes.

Are we coming up with film plots by playing mad libs these days, guys? Or just for the ones that are Lohan vehicles?

11 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan to Be Gainfully Employed Once Again”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Well.
    Atleast she looks nice in this picture.

  2. melissa says:

    “Desperation is a stinky cologne.”

  3. Abbi says:

    Wait… where did that waist come from?
    Illusion.
    Lelo has no waist.

  4. JC says:

    Ohhh I heart her dress and hair! pretty pretty pretty!!

  5. jinx says:

    i’m glad that she’s showing off her curves and no longer looks like an anorexic corpse. YAY for hips!!

  6. Cathy says:

    She looks older than her real age. You can go to mixedfriends dot com to get other young girls pics and chating with them. It is a niche interracial dating service.

  7. Jimi says:

    Okay, I know this isn’t about her nude photos but HOLY SHIT! Biggest let down ever! I was like omfg Lohan n00d!@!@!@!@!@! and after seeing them I can say that I honestly am more turned on by pictures of my self nude… oh the dissappointment… oh the softness… oh the noes.

  8. lollylicious says:

    i have no desire to see a lohan movie lately … gee i dont know why!

  9. cuddlesmcgee says:

    Li-lo is going to be the wench/scarecrow target the troupes practice their jousting skills upon..?

  10. nath says:

    she has ugly legs

  11. kirov says:

    she now have hips?
    *shoots head with a gun*

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