It Is Completely Appropriate to Wear a Huge Gold Scorpion Belt Ornament with One’s Conservative, Black-and-White Checkered Dress June 12, 2007Evil BeetChloe Sevigny What? It’s fashion, people. God, I love Chloe Sevigny. Seriously, if things don’t work out with me and Jaslene, I’d give her a shot. Previous postWhy Is Kelly Clarkson So Mad? Next postLet’s Have Fun With Photo Captions!