The other day Emily told you guys about the unlikely pairing of Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey. And then, a few days after that, she told you about Marilyn Manson being all buddy-buddy with Johnny Depp. Now? We have Marilyn Manson and the female-wannabe-Marilyn Manson, Taylor Momsen. I mean, she's chalk-white and all knees and elbows like Manson, she's got some serious eyeliner addiction---like Marilyn Manson!---and hell, her last name is even similar to Manson (Momsen, Manson, what-the-f-ck-ever). So I guess it'd make sense that these two would eventually cross paths in the music world, and here it is. They did. How 'bout it.
The above video is over eighteen minutes long, and while I freely admit that I watched the entire thing with no shame, I'll also candidly tell you that I cringed throughout most of it, because while Marilyn Manson is pretty badass, he still kind of scares the goth-fearing sixth-grader in me. No, really: one of my very best friends turned all "goth" on me in sixth grade, and I'm going to be dead honest with you---I had no idea how to deal. No f-cking clue. She became all dark and black nail-polished and silver-spiky and all 'Cake and Sodomy', and it was a shock for me, alright? It was a shock. I dealt, and things were alright, but I'm not going to pretend that I was taken aback by all of it, all from the petite dress-wearing girl with the formerly honey-blonde hair, clear mascara, and Claire Danes smile.
Anyway. To make a long story short, Taylor appears around the 1:54 mark, OK?
Taylor took the stage at these, the 2012 Revolver Golden Gods Awards---the very same show where Johnny performed with good ol' Mair later on in the set, and the audience went ... well, 'nuts' wouldn't exactly convey what I'm trying to say when 'apathetic' is more along the lines of what I mean ... but they seemed to enjoy her well enough. Probably because at least half of them thought that a live goat would be disemboweled onstage while Taylor drew pentagrams and upside-down crosses on Marilyn's bare ass with its blood. I mean, I know that's what I see when I envision these two together, you know?
All I know is that it's way better than picturing Manson and Barry Manilow performing side by side. Do you know how uncomfortable that crowd would be? Damn. />
The other day Emily told you guys about the unlikely pairing of Marilyn Manson and Lana Del Rey. And then, a few days after that, she told you about Marilyn Manson being all buddy-buddy with Johnny Depp. Now? We have Marilyn Manson and the female-wannabe-Marilyn Manson, Taylor Momsen. I mean, she's chalk-white and all knees and elbows like Manson, she's got some serious eyeliner addiction---like Marilyn Manson!---and hell, her last name is even similar to Manson (Momsen, Manson, what-the-f-ck-eve...
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Lamar Odom just quit the Dallas Mavericks. [The Superficial]
Slum Lover drives a truck now. [Lainey Gossip]
Of course Jessica Biel is getting the biggest, most expensive-est wedding dress of all time. [Starpulse]
So that means Axl Rose IS dating Lana Del Rey then. [TMZ]
Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart! [Socialite Life]
Selena Gomez, the bride? [theBERRY]
... While James Franco lip-syncs to her music. [Socialite Life]
8 Reasons you should be naked more often. [The Frisky]
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How good does this movie look? Let me say it again. How good does this movie look? Good. It looks good, and I said it twice because that's really all I have to say about this movie right now. That, and here are the character posters - nine of them in total, all in the gallery. Enjoy!
What I really want to talk about, however, is Johnny Depp's ties to Marilyn Manson. This Manson dude is everywhere these days, and not just chumming it with Lana Del Rey and Barry Manilow. Apparently Johnny is ...
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Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
January Jones wants Jon Hamm now. [The Superficial]
Turns out 'Hunger Games' didn't do all so well in the box office. [Huff Po]
Oprah told Rosie O'Donnell to drop dead. [Cele|bitchy]
Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey are probably hooking up. [Starpulse]
Nicole Richie in a bikini. Yes. [Yeeeah]
Angelina Jolie's household smells like a "zoo." [The Frisky]
Paris Hilt...
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The Hunger Games movie review. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Beyonce going to respond to Katy Perry's bashing? [Bossip]
Kiss and Motley Crue - together for the summer. [Starpulse]
The Situation was going through withdrawal symptoms on the set. [TMZ]
Lana Del Rey's new single blows, right? [The Blemish]
More amazing celebrity Photoshop fails. [theBERRY]
What Presidential candidate frontrunner hates Robert DeNiro? [Huff Po]
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Celebrities who got dumped right after hooking up. [Bossip]
Lana Del Rey flaunts more plastic surgery at a Guns 'n Roses concert. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Where Lindsay Lohan REALLY went wrong. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Lopez is dated. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez has buttcheeks now. [The Superficial]
Someone presumably sane proposed to Halle Berry. [Amy Grindhouse]
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Aww, this is sad. As you well know, our girl Lindsay Lohan hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As you also know, it, um, wasn't that good. I told you this morning that she was incredibly flat, not to mention the fact that she so obviously and so frequently got her lines from cue cards, but you know what other people are saying? Other people are saying that Lindsay Lohan was the worst host of the whole season. And that's got to hurt a little, to have your big comeback so poorly review...
Wow, right? And let me tell you - it's not January Jones, and it's not Naomi Watts-or-Laura Linney (those two always look the same to me).
Want a second look? OK, here:
Got it yet? Here are a few hints to send you on your way:
- This girl spent so much money on plastic surgery that you think she'd look like some kind of preternatural goddess every waking minute of the day, makeup or not
- I *almost* didn't recognize her because she's actually wearing clothes in these photos, and not stumping around awk...
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Last photos of Whitney. [Starpulse]
I am jealous of Jennifer Aniston (only for right now) because of Paul Rudd. [theBERRY]
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Jennifer Garner is one of...
Here's a little bit of background information, just in case you're not too knowledgeable on that lovely man pictured above. That is Karl Lagerfeld. He's the head designer and creative director of Chanel. He's also a major douchebag. Ok, I think we're all caught up now, so I'm going to go ahead and show you guys some excerpts from an interview Karl gave in which, as the headline suggests, he would be better off just shutting his stupid mouth.
On Queen Elizabeth: I think [Queen Elizabeth]...
I don't generally review the Grammy red carpet, for what I thought was good reason. For many going to the awards, the object is to be the most ridiculously dressed guest and the lines between fashion and costume essentially vanish. Then I considered the fact that those who camp it up likely put as much, if not more, attention into each detail and they rightfully deserve my time and critique. So, shall we?
Boom. Eve you divine bitch you. This crystal dotted pin stripe pant suit by Naeem Kahn is gorgeous. And just to make it Grammy appropriate, we lose the top. Might as well show off the best tattoo in existence. ME-OW.
Note: The white rose is the shows way of paying respect to the #TIMESUP movement. It is a nod to the suffragettes, who often wore all white.
I don't generally review the Grammy red carpet, for what I thought was good reason. For many going to the awards, the object is to be the most ridiculously dressed guest and the lines between fashion and costume essentially vanish. Then I considered the fact that those who camp it up likely put as much, if not more, attention into each detail and they rightfully deserve my time and critique. So, shall we?
Boom. Eve you divine bitch you. This crystal dotted pin stripe pant suit...
Frances Bean Cobain has seemingly escaped the bullshit that her parents created. She stays out of the spotlight and out of trouble, seems pretty level-headed, isn't a drug addict... all in all, I'd say she's doing pretty well, wouldn't you? Now she's talking even more sense in a rare Q&A with Rolling Stone, in which she admits that she doesn't like Nirvana all that much (join the club) and that her father, Kurt Cobain, wasn't really all that.
Do you remember the first time you heard a Nirvana record – and knowing that was your father? I've tal...