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Afternoon Delight

photo of blake lively pictures hot photos nudes pics Everyone thinks that January Jones sucks. [The Superficial] Kirstie Alley's big weight loss reveal - she looks AMAZING. [INFDaily] Miranda Kerr shows some serious skin. [Starpulse] The new Beyonce/Andre 3000 song is out. [Bossip] Lady Gaga's very own tit-flash. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW So, which of these lovely ladies is Ryan Reynolds sleeping with, then? [Socialite Life] This is Snooki's boyfriend. With Snooki. In Italy. [Caught on Set] Khloe Kardashian and ...

Morning Wood

photo of jada pinkett different world pictures photos old pics Yup, grope grope GROPE. [The Superficial] Ah, man, remember back when Jada Pinkett was NO ONE? LOL I do. [Bossip] More photos of Will and Kate at "the races." [Lainey Gossip] Look out: Justin Bieber's gonna be in another movie. [Starpulse] Gay cop was not allowed to march in gay parade in his uniform. [TMZ] Fox News mistakenly uses Tina Fey photo in a Sarah Palin story, LOL. [LA Times] Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving to Kensington Palace. [Socialite Life] Can...

So We DO Know Who January Jones’s Baby Daddy Is, or Do We NOT?

photo of january jones and matthew vaughn who's your baby daddy x-men cheating scandal on claudia schiffer pictures photos The latest victim in a string of 'who's your daddy'-related humor pertaining to the contents of January Jones's uterus is husband of supermodel Claudia Schiffer, Matthew Vaughn. E! Online broke the story, which I've so graciously copied and pasted here, but don't bother trying the link - E! pulled the story off their site earlier this morning. Acording to multiple knowledgeable X-Men sources, Vaughn and Schiffer “abruptly” left town at roughly the same time Jones made her surprise baby anno...

Why Hasn’t Anyone Publicly Admitted They Impregnated This Woman?

So January Jones is just about the most flawless looking pregnant woman I've ever seen. Just gonna cut to that part of this whole post ASAP, because I truly don't understand why the dude who put that kid in her isn't making announcements like, "EXCUSE ME, EARTH! EXCUSE ME, I GOT THAT HOT CHICK FROM MAD MEN PREGNANT!" For those of you who have no idea what's going on: January's pregnant and no one knows who the dad is. Some people are saying it's a dude from Saturday Night Live, others are say...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot ryan reynolds pictures shirtless no shirt photos pics Beyonce wants to make love, like, stat. [The Frisky] Pregnancy goes really well with January Jones. [The Superficial] Now he might actually get some pussy, right? [INFDaily] Amber Rose thinks she's an 'icon.' LOL [Bossip] Scarlett Johansson ruined Ryan Reynolds. [Cele|bitchy] Stevie Nicks' latest solo album is her greatest work to date. [LA Times] Lindsay Lohan's going inside for a while. [TMZ] These chicks are looking for some serious help in naming their new novel. Can you do it for them? [The Frisky] Is Kim Kardashian going to have...

Morning Wood

photo of oprah winfrey pictures photos So this is what Hilary Duff is resorting to for fame these days, huh? [The Superficial] The X-Factor dumped Cheryl Cole already. This is a good sign. [Lainey Gossip] Is this appropriate, now, Halle Berry? [Bossip] Beyonce premiered her new song on AI last night - did you catch it? [ICYDK] 'Sorry I screamed into your vagina.' [Pajiba] January Jones is officially a frigid bitch. [Huffington Post] Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis was just too bulky for some of his ladies. [Celebr...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

photo of hot meg ryan before plastic surgery pictures photos The Situation has a situation with his teeth - it's called 'WTF's a dentist?' [The Superficial] Wait ... so The-Dream and Christina Milian are making out now? What the fuck did I miss? [Bossip] When celebrities endorse odd products. [Lainey Gossip] And this is who will be replacing Katie Couric. [TMZ] January Jones strips down to practically nothing. [ICYDK] Bret Michaels has a crush on Kim Kardashian. [Socialite Life] Ashley Judd goes into detail about childhood abuse, mole...

Want to See Michael Fassbender Banging a Girl Against a Glass Window?

Michael Fassbender, who looks hot in pictures and who I guess was in some X-Men movie, was photographed having sex with a fully naked women up against a window in New York's The Standard Hotel yesterday. Unfortunately, it wasn't just some random act of practically public fucking, Michael and his co-star (who I can't identify, can you?) were filming a scene for his new movie, Shame, which also stars Carey Mulligan. I would be shocked if she's partaking in a scene like this, though. For the TOTALLY NSFW (if you work at one of those...

News You Can Use

photo of angelina jolie nude naked pictures The real, and totally surprising, reason that Ashee Simpson decided to up and divorce Pete Wentz on the sly. [The Superficial] Just the thing to cap your Friday off - Tila Tequila has an explicit sex tape leak. [Amy Grindhouse] Charlie Sheen gives advice pertaining to chocolate milk and crack. ... What, no porn? [TMZ] The X-Men: First Class trailer is exclusively here! [The Blemish] Look what celebrity couple is shacking up and buying a house in Miami! [ICYDK] Jaime Pressly re...

In Other News …

photo of will smith's children willow photos pictures Someone is naive enough to allow Chris Brown into their life.  I'm amazed. [Celebslam] I've probably asked this before, but am I the only one completely grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Really? [popbytes] Unbelievable photos of January Jones from the X-Men: First Class shoot. [Pajiba] Do you want to see Gwyneth Paltrow's ethereal and blessed pink bra? Or were you one of the ones who thought her boobs held themselves up? [Celebitchy] Some churches no longer think that God is a man....

Get to Screwing

Mel Gibson and New Girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at X-Men Wolverine Premiere, Pictures Photos Oksana Grigorieva has just given birth to Mel Gibson's eighth child. I am therefore requesting that all of you smart, sensible, responsible, sane human beings out there who are in stable relationships drop trow and get to making some babies, immediately. If you're in a same-sex relationship, do your part and donate your white squigglies, get artificially inseminated, adopt, and do whatever else you can to raise some kids in your smart, sensible, stable, sane homes. Because at the rate peopl...

What’s Up With The Hangover?

It's a rare occurrence that a box-office upset occurs, but that's exactly what happened this weekend.  The Hangover grabbed the number one spot in ticket sales this weekend with $45M, edging out Up which brought in $44.1M.  Experts in the field are crediting a strong surge in Sunday sales for The Hangover's success.  Wasn't there some sort of fairly major sporting event this Sunday?  Basketball, maybe?  Why was everyone at the movies?  Obviously to see my new boyfriend.  And I can't say I blame them. 1. "The Hangover," Warner Bros., $44,979,319, 3,269 locations, $13,759 average, $44,979,319, one week. 2. "Up," Disney, $44,138,266, 3,818 locations, $11,561 average, $137,210,701, two weeks. 3. "Land of the Lost," Universal, $18,837,350, 3,521 locations, $5,350 average, $18,837,350, one week. 4. "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian," Fox, $14,634,988, 3,807 locations, $3,844 average, $127,326,188, three weeks. 5. "Star Trek," Paramount, $8,310,480, 3,202 locations, $2,595 average, $222,712,175, five weeks. 6. "Terminator Salvation," Warner Bros., $8,248,387, 3,304 locations, $2,496 average, $105,568,008, three weeks. 7. "Drag Me to Hell," Universal, $7,040,550, 2,510 locations, $2,805 average, $28,233,230, two weeks. 8. "Angels & Demons," Sony, $6,550,282, 2,925 locations, $2,239 average, $116,174,931, four weeks. 9. "My Life in Ruins," Fox Searchlight, $3,223,161, 1,164 locations, $2,769 average, $3,223,161, one week. 10. "Dance Flick," Paramount, $1,958,725, 1,707 locations, $1,147 average, $22,625,733, three weeks. 11. "X-Men Origins: Wolverine," Fox, $1,927,096, 1,389 locations, $1,387 average, $174,347,386, six weeks. 12. "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past," Warner Bros., $932,181, 879 locations, $1,061 average, $51,919,132, six weeks. 13. "The Brothers Bloom," Summit, $412,771, 173 locations, $2,386 average, $2,025,712, four weeks. 14. "Fast & Furious," Universal, $286,795, 284 locations, $1,010 average, $154,356,665, 10 weeks. 15. "Monsters vs. Aliens," Paramount, $270,873, 313 locations, $865 average, $194,854,481, 11 weeks. 16. "The Soloist," Paramount, $264,531, 306 locations, $864 average, $30,726,123, seven weeks. 17. "Race to Witch Mountain," Disney, $259,716, 250 locations, $1,039 average, $66,200,577, 13 weeks. 18. "Obsessed," Sony Screen Gems, $258,092, 318 locations, $812 average, $68,032,027, seven weeks. 19. "17 Again," Warner Bros., $212,805, 222 locations, $959 average, $61,605,717, eight weeks. 20. "Hannah Montana: The Movie," Disney, $210,014, 207 locations, $1,015 average, $77,893,713, nine weeks. />It's a rare occurrence that a box-office upset occurs, but that's exactly what happened this weekend.  The Hangover grabbed the number one spot in ticket sales this weekend with $45M, edging out Up which brought in $44.1M.  Experts in the field are crediting a strong surge in Sunday sales for The Hangover's success.  Wasn't there some sort of fairly major sporting event this Sunday?  Basketball, maybe?  Why was everyone at the movies?  Obviously to see my new boyfriend.  And I can'...