From USA Today: Reading Celebrity Detox is like having a patient on the couch without the necessary medical degree to sort through what’s insightful and what’s just nutty. This...

Lindsay Lohan headed out for her first overnight visit away from rehab this week, accompanied by fellow recovering alcohol and father Michael Lohan. The two of them will be gone for five...

“I don’t regret not having been drafted … because I made out big. Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?” Model...

To Rolling Stone, re: Pam Anderson’s supposed miscarriage: “She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers...

If you, unlike me, read the trade journals, you’d be aware that NBC is resurrecting American Gladiators as a mid-season replacement. (I don’t read the trade journals. I do...

It’s called “Britney Got a Drivers License” and you sing it to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn.” Ready? Okay. Ahem. Britney got a drivers license and I...

It’s true! I have amazing taste in women. And one of these days I’ll learn to translate that good judgment to the gender to which I feel actual sexual attraction. But until...

“So there was a lot of staying home and doing what you do. Like, all the time, around the clock.” Halle Berry, to Oprah Winfrey, regarding the process she and boyfriend Gabriel...

Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge arrived arm-in-arm to the red carpet of the opening of SKY360 lounge in NYC. Lauren’s BFF? And Lauren’s boy toy? Hmmm. Brody Jenner is so, so...

And, as I expected, we lost about a week’s worth of posts/comments. I know where they live, though, and I plan to hunt them down and bring them to you. Bear with me, kids.

In Touch is reporting that a man Britney met while vacationing in Hawaii left a video camera running (without Brit’s knowledge) during their hook-up session, and he might be releasing...

Everyone’s favorite ladies man appears to have settled down. Andrew Firestone just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Ivana Bozilovic. His family adores her, and she’s...