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Strike News

I’m going on the record as saying they are going to settle this thing… pronto. I’ve gotten pretty good at predicting stuff around here and I think everyone wants The...

Creepy Overload

I am a huge fan of CuteOverload.com really when the going gets tough I like to look at cute little animals in funny positions. I happen to have the cutest dog alive but sometimes when I try...

Hi There.

How are you? My name is Spiteful Lars. I’m hoping we can be friends. I used to blog here quite often, back in the day, I think I even had like one person who liked my work. It was...

An Evil Beet First!

So, kids, something very, very strange is about to happen around here. Something that has never, ever happened in the entire history of this site: I’m taking a vacation tomorrow. Not...

Kiefer’s a Free Man Again

Kiefer Sutherland was released from jail just after midnight on Monday, after serving his entire 48-day sentence, which stemmed from his arrest last year for his fourth DUI. How long do...

Dispatches from Sundance: Part IV

Well, last night was something of a bust. We tried to get into TAO to see 50 Cent perform — and we even got in line early — but they were not letting anyone in. Seriously, there...

Paris Hilton and Simon Rex????

Word on the street is that Simon Rex and Paris Hilton were sucking face at a house party at Sundance last night. Simon has a new album just released. It’s called Dirt Nasty, and...

Dispatches from Sundance: Part II

Sorry, I’m just now getting around to writing about last night. It wasn’t super exciting — most of the celebs were at the TAO party at Harry O’s, and we...

Your Daily Paris

Ms. Hilton is in Park City, too! She was at the TAO party at Harry O’s last night, to check out Maroon 5’s live show. We couldn’t get into that party last night, but...

Dispatches from Sundance: Part I

Oh, what a day! I forgot how much fun Sundance is. My friend Courtney (my “film crew”) and I spent the day walking up and down Main Street, talking our way into assorted lounges...