Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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BACK OFF, BITCH!

Katrina Bowden needs to stay the fuck away from my man. Look at him, laughing, flirting, joking with her. Having a good time. Being charming and wonderful. That is supposed to be me with...

SHE’S ALIVE!!!!

Paris Hilton popped up at Narita Airport in Tokyo today. I assume she’s there for the MTV Japan awards tonight (or yesterday or tomorrow or whatever … Tokyo time confuses...

Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized?

Extra is reporting that Samantha Ronson took Lindsay to the Century City hospital last night. They stayed for two hours. No further details are available yet …

MMMPop!

Zac Hanson’s wife, Kate, had the couple’s first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson. And I don’t really care at all, but I thought up that headline like...

Seriously, Though, Where’s Paris?

Paris’s mom Kathy and her aunt, Kyle Richards, appeared at a Chanel event on Thursday. But … NO PARIS!!! Where IS she??? (Oral herpes. Oral herpes. Oral herpes.)

Where the Hell Is Paris?

Benji Madden was at the MTV Style Lounge in LA on Thursday, but Paris? Was nowhere to be found. It’s now been over a week since we’ve seen a photo of her. I’m fairly...