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Who Is Seeing Paul Blart: Mall Cop?

Is it you??? Fess up! The Kevin James flick was #1 at the box office once again. I mean, in fairness, this is a pretty easy week to be #1 at the box office — it had to beat out...

Miss America!

I had no idea this was even on. Last night in Las Vegas Miss Indiana Katie Stam was crowned Miss America 2009. She triumphed over adversity besting laryngitis, sleep deprivation, and 51...

Sting Needs to Bottle That Tantric Shit

 And then commence selling it to the waiting public. Sting, Wife Trudy, Actor Sam Rockwell and others at the “Moon” after party.   As you can see from the visual evidence...

Give the Drunk Guy a Chance

Yeeeeeeah. Rodney knows.   According to a recent study involving some 1,580 Australian men, guys that drink are better in bed.  Until now, it has been widely believed alcohol consumption...

A Match Made in Prominent Ear Heaven!

Congratulations are in order!   SNL‘s Fred Armisen and Mad Men‘s Elizabeth Moss are officially engaged. I had no idea they were dating, but I think they make the perfect...

Arrests Made in Travolta Extortion Case

  Authorities in the Bahamas have made arrests in connection to the Travolta Extortion Case. After Jett Travolta’s untimely death in the Bahamas, reports surfaced that the family was...