We’re making an effort to vault ourselves into at least late 2009, so we’ve added Facebook Connect commenting capabilities to the site. When you go to comment, you’ll see...

See, I told you that Kim Kardashian was totally regretting her nudie shoot. [Celebslam] I agree. Aaron Eckhart is pretty cute. [popbytes] Um, what happened to Cary Elwes’ face? ...

Looks like Paris got dumped by Doug the Douche … not the other way around. [Celebslam] Bea Arthur hates McDonald’s posthumously. [popbytes] So, have you caved and started...

George Lopez isn’t a Conan O’Brien fan after all. [Celebslam] Kate Winslet does Mildred Pierce. [popbytes] Treasure Island reboot? Oh hells yeah. [Pajiba] Alexander Skarsgard...

Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan’s drunk. Again. [Celebslam] Check out this promo for the one and only Nobel prize-winning reality recap webshow. They’re releasing an...

What the hell happened to Mr. Universe? [Celebslam] Come on, girls. Are you really crying about that missed connection with Ricky Martin? [popbytes] The next Spiderman? come on...

Once I get a hold of Barbie’s plastic surgeon, I’m going to find out just the secret … then I will market the amazing compound known as Heidi’s faux-skin to Yankee...

Lindsay Lohan gets grosser and grosser as the days go by. Especially those grubby little paws that she calls ‘hands.’ [Celebslam] Pamela Anderson’s wasted. Again. ...

Nicolette Sheridan is just … desperate. [Celebitchy] Prince of Persia’s coming out soon. Are you in? [popbytes] Golden Girls porn? Please and no-fucking-thank you. ...

I know we’ve had a lot of changes around here since the new year. We said goodbye to our beloved Wendie and Kelly, and welcomed Molls and Sarah on as our new weekday writers...

A name finally attached to a beautiful face. Where do they get these VS models? [Celebslam] Britney’s looking … well, better. [popbytes] For real … Does Miley’s...

In case you missed it the first time around, Evil Beet Gossip is hiring an every-other-weekend writer. This is a PAID position. The deadline to apply is this Friday. Further details are...