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Crayons for Mommy, by Nick DeMarco

It was a cold morning But I was still waiting for snow My mommy woke me up this morning Made me breakfast Even made me my favorite Hot chocolate With marshmallows on top. The ride to school...

That PSY Guy Isn’t So Cool After All

Sorry, guys, if you’ve been way into that rapper or dancer or whatever, PSY, and his “Gangnam Style” song. Sorry if it’s become a staple in your life, like my BFF...

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I’m sorry, all I hear is “molester.” [The Superficial] More Brad Pitt Chanel spoofs. [Lainey Gossip] Is Miranda Kerr the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse] Walt...

Hottest Stories of the Week

Some dude assaulted Lindsay Lohan. Allegedly. [Click for More] Christina Aguilera did not mean what she said about the fat thing. [Click for More] Paris Hilton made out with a chick while...

WATCH THIS: Paranormal Activity … 4!

Yes, it’s happening again, can you believe it? Aagh, I don’t know. More people getting pulled into closets, more people saying, “[Fill in the blank], is that you?”...