See that picture? You know who that is? Well, yeah, I know – the headline kind of ruined things, but it’s Lindsay Lohan. Yup. She was photographed earlier this week in New York...
Just yesterday, I told you all that Lindsay Lohan was going to be on The Today Show this week. Remember that? And we all got excited that Lindsay might finally be pulling it together, and... You guys. I’m going to love this week. I am going to cherish it and hold it close to my heart for the rest of my days. And do you know why? Because this is the week that Lindsay... Ms. Lohan, you’re in the home stretch. The probation officer is pleased with your progress.
—Judge Stephanie Sautner on Wednesday, to Lindsay Lohan. Whoa, right?
Huffpo:
Lohan... Lindsay Lohan spent this morning performing one of her regular activities: going to court. And, just like last time, the judge told her she was doing a great job with her probation... Lindsay, baby, we are so proud of you! After what seems like – and I guess actually was – years of just crashing parties and crack whoring and crack, you have finally managed... Is that some crazy side-effect of meth or cocaine or whip-its or whatever Lindsay‘s been doing as of late? Or do you think maybe it’s the constant lip injections that just... Because based on her recent actions, she really, really wants one, and she’s not too shy to ask for it. But let’s back up.
Remember those photos I showed you a few days ago... And don’t they go so well with her coke-bloat face and pinprick pupils? God, what a stunner.
The above (and below) photographs are brand-new, featuring Lindsay shopping last night in... Hey. First of all, let me just say that I love you, and I admire your strength. All right? No one should ever have to see what you’ve seen, and you’ve faced so much more than... Ha ha, but really. In all seriousness, I’m thinking of taking up a collection so that we can get Lindsay Lohan some quality bras. She never wears any because she spends all her... Ok, I’m going to get real right quick: if I have to see Lindsay Lohan done up like Marilyn Monroe or compare herself to Marilyn Monroe one more time, I’m going to have to take...
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