So, to preface all of this f-ckery, can I just remind you about how Lindsay Lohan always tried to make it seem like she was Heath Ledger’s one true love, and how she was just so...
What the hell is this? Is this a victory dance or something? The old “I got a man!” strut? That what this is all about? Gang signs? Nose-picking? Peek-a-boo? I don’t get... From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan’s ego might be her downfall — because TMZ has learned, she just shut down a lucrative offer to do “Dancing with the Stars” … because... I mean, of course. None of us really thought that Lindsay actually lied to police then punched someone in the head, right? It just doesn’t sound like her. Not that talented, hard... It’s ok, you can cry if you need to. I’ll wait.
Ok? Now that you’re a little more stable, we can actually talk about this. See, Lindsay Lohan‘s brand new movie... So James Deen, AKA the porn star that Lindsay Lohan starred alongside in ‘The Canyons’, did this interview with The Daily Beast, whether in an effort to dispel the Lindsay Lohan... I just don’t know what to think, you guys. This is hard. Is Lindsay a prostitute? Is she not a prostitute? She’s so misunderstood. Just like her dad.
Because here’s... Those lips. Those extensions. Those grubby little dwarf hands. It can’t possibly get any better than this (no, I’m serious—have you even watched this clip? Because... Lindsay’s lawyer is a saint. Wait, I mean her old lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, the one she fired for no good reason. The new one kind of sucks.
Here’s what happened: Lindsay... Ok, so you know how for the past couple years, Lindsay Lohan has committed a lot of crimes? And you know how, even though she did all those crimes, she hasn’t really been in jail all... I know, you were probably worried about it. Probably you’ve just been on pins and needles, waiting to hear about what’s going on with Lindsay and the object of her scary... From TMZ:
The man who wrote article is Stephen Rodrick — who says he was allowed to chronicle the project from start to finish.
According to Rodrick, Lohan was a mess who was...
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