Kanye does have a pretty great idea for a new album, but first we need to talk about this picture and how amazing it is. There’s Kanye’s dumb expression, which never fails to...
My goodness, this divorce is going to be serious. There’s about a zillion reasons for that, but the latest one is Kris Humphries‘ girlfriend/special friend/stalker, Fatmire. ... Hey, do you remember that one time that Kim Kardashian met that one dude, and they hung out for a while and then got engaged so that she could have her super special princess day, but then... “I’m totally growing up. A lot of my friends, the people that I love to just sit and talk to and spend my time with, are wiser, a little bit older than me. Before I used to, you... I can’t tell you why I’m so excited for the legendary Oprah Winfrey to interview all of the Kardashians, but I really, really am. Maybe it’s because I want to hear Kim... From Us Weekly:
She’s hobnobbed with A-list actors and actresses and traveled worldwide as a result of her reality TV success, but nothing impressed Kim Kardashian more than an... “I don’t get the fact, like, why it’s talked about. I don’t get it. Sometimes I get bored of talking about it. Most women have one.”
So what is Kim Kardashian... Could you just kill yourself? Because I know I could, jeez. I know that they’ve been “thinking” about it for awhile, but it just needs to stop. All of this speculation... I know, you guys. I know. Two stories about the beautiful love of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in one day, that’s got to be a nauseating first, right? But listen, it’s... I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim’s spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever... And before you say, “Why, didn’t he just say that he was going to be single ’til his divorce from Kim Kardashian was final, Sarah?” the answer is “yes.”... Ahem. By the numbers, now, shall we?
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