Anyone who was freaking out after hearing that Snookie got paid $32,000 for a recent speaking engagement will regret wasting their energy on that mess once they hear how much that asshole...
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Today is the official beginning of the Evil Beet Caption This Contests. You’ve all done awesome things in the practice runs, and we’re looking forward to sending... Wow. Well this was definitely one of the most ridiculous, and amusing, and ridiculous, things I’ve ever seen.
I haven’t really jumped on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon, for fear... Look what we have here! After quitting Twitter last year because of her disapproving boyfriend, Miley Cyrus has decided to get back into the 140-or-less swing of things. Instead of... “I can say this about Charlie right now. Charlie has been nothing but a great friend to me, nothing but a great friend. I showed him how to destroy a hotel room, and he showed me how... I know a lot of you guys are totally devastated by the cancellation of Charlie Sheen’s contract on Two and a Half Men, but fear no more: Charlie’s been working on a special new... These days, one of the first things I think about when I wake up is Charlie Sheen. Is that sad? Seriously, my routine involves making the bed, petting the puppy, turning on the... Did any of you make a bad decision this week? Then jump in line, kids, and just know that you’re probably going to have to be somewhere behind this dude. Just check out that ink... We knew someone was going to capitalize on this whole “I’m Charlie Sheen, I drink Tiger Blood” thing sooner or later, and we (per usual) were totally right.
A company... And really, can you blame her?
Tila did a little interview recently, and someone had the brilliant idea to ask her about Charlie Sheen. And this is what our girl had to say:
“I could... Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen
So, uh, ‘funny,’ or ‘die’? I mean, it was funny, and he’s definitely gonna die (if not this year, you... “Jon has not called me. He’s a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. … Is it going to take me calling him a ‘traitor, juvenile and scared’ for him to get it? … [And...
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