For the beginning of this story, we’re going to go ahead and assume that Beyonce is telling the truth about being pregnant, all right? We’ll get more into it in a moment, but...
Your choices are as follows:
–Jessica Simpson (who, ahem, is probably my personal favorite). Though it hasn’t been confirmed how far along she is, I’d guess she’s... Over the past few days, as I’ve considered the people and things I am thankful for, one name kept popping up, time and time again: Beyonce! Come on, that magical bump, her flawless... THROW ME A BONE.
I don’t think we’ve really speculated on it much here at Evil Beet, because frankly, I don’t think any of us really care about the reasons Beyonce may be... I swear, just the other day I was thinking to myself “when was the last time that Beyonce released a music video? Why, it has to have been at least six or seven days!” And you... Man! Beyoncé looks great! You can’t even tell she’s pregnant!
Anyhoo. Here’s the beautiful and talented Beyoncé Knowles, just chilling out with—oh. Ugh. Terry... I say “another” like that because it’s barely been a week since Beyonce released her last music video, and she released another one not even two weeks before that! And... And by “plagiarize all over the place,” I mean blatantly rip off Belgian choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker in her ridiculous new music video. Seriously, check out that... Again, I just don’t get Beyonce. I know, I know, a lot of people think she’s a goddess, and that’s fine, but in my world, goddesses don’t cause anxiety attacks and... Look, you guys! You can see that sassy little fetus of Beyonce‘s! How adorable, right? Goodness me, I just cannot wait for this child!
Ok, everybody. Secretly I started this little... I know, the whole ‘Bey’ thing in every headline about Beyonce is probably getting old to you, but you know what? Not me!
This weekeend our super pretty pregnant lady turned... Because what else do you get the fetus who has everything?
According to this Twitter account, Beyonce swallowed a Blackberry, and now her child has access to the outside world. And of...
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