Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Audrina Patridge

Just Because

The newest in the series of slutty women eating a Carl’s Jr. burger commercials features Audrina Patridge.  Please enjoy these now, because I strongly suspect that they’ll be...

Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn

Poor Lady Gaga’s chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my...

Chris Pine and Audrina Patridge Split

This will make a lot of people happy– a few editors on this site in particular: James T. Kirk and The Artist Formerly Known as Ol’ Dead Eye are history. A source is quoted as...

Audrina Patridge Is Hawking Burgers Now

THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU HAVE MADE IT. The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes is officially BIG TIME. She is doing something Paris Hilton did years ago — roll around in a bikini...

“I’m an Actress, Bitches!!!”

Impressing even the most critical of cynics, Audrina Patridge is actually breaking into acting. That should go in quotes. She’s breaking into “acting.” Ceiling-eyed...

Love It Or Leave It?

Audrina Patridge looking like a taffeta Tootsie Roll in Las Vegas.  While we are at loving it or leaving it, any guesses on what the tensile strength is of that material?