Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Did You Guys See Cloverfield?

I just watched it on Pay-Per-View. At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN good Sloppy Joes, too. I read somewhere to put Pepsi in the mix, so I did, and it was phenomenal. And it was just so sad, because the Sloppy Joes were so good, and I had no one to share them with. No one to be like, "Damn, you made really good Sloppy Joes!" I'm resorting to telling you guys, so that someon...

I Guess Kimberly Caldwell’s Dating David Cook

I'd heard something about this before, but the two of them were spotted together at a Dodgers game, where Kimberly was singing the National Anthem. “They were all cute and cuddly,” says an eyewitness. “They definitely looked like couple. But they were acting like they wanted to keep it low key.” Also: Can you believe this is what Kimberly Caldwell looks like now? Weird. Although I have to give the girl some credit for the fact that she still has some semblance of a career. ...

Shania Twain Has Noticed That Her Life Is Beginning to Look Like a Country Song

Shania Twain has spent the better part of her life earning fame and fortune as a country singer. And now that her husband actually left her for her best friend, there's really nothing left to do but, well, sing about it. In her first public statement since news of her split hit the Internet, Shania says: I have so much to say but I know the best way for me to speak is through my music. This is my therapy, my passion, and my love. I look forward to sharing it with all of you as I begi...

We Have Located Mischa Barton

I guess she's not missing anymore. The director of her upcoming film, You and I, was freaking out because she didn't show up for any of the movie's promotional events at Cannes or in London. She just didn't want to promote a crap movie. Unfortunately, all she has to promote are crap movies, since no one's offering her decent scripts these days. Anyway, Mischa showed up at some fundraising event sponsored by Billabong in LA yesterday. So she's fine. Breathe a sigh of relief. Or frustratio...