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Shania Twain Has Noticed That Her Life Is Beginning to Look Like a Country Song

Shania Twain has spent the better part of her life earning fame and fortune as a country singer.

And now that her husband actually left her for her best friend, there’s really nothing left to do but, well, sing about it.

In her first public statement since news of her split hit the Internet, Shania says:

I have so much to say but I know the best way for me to speak is through my music. This is my therapy, my passion, and my love. I look forward to sharing it with all of you as I begin this new journey. I need some time to heal this broken heart but make no mistake; I will be back and hopefully stronger than ever.

Oh, Shania. I adore you!!!

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  • I so hate her music but I don’t hate her. Within a year, she’s going to be with someone smokin’ hot and poor old Mutt’s gonna be way old and no longer feeling the desire to bang the ugly mutt he left his wife for.

    I love that my life is so aces and perfect.

  • Mutt is the producer of her albums and is notorious for pushing his peeps to get the sounds he hears in his head. I like her and hope that she can create music that she likes and is marketable, because sometimes that is a very difficult thing to do without the (slimebag) hit-machine who was running the ship! Maybe she can hook up with Rick Rubin for her next album!?!?

    I really don’t like country music, but she has a great voice!!!!!
    (and I know she had a rough earlier life, so I wish her well!)

  • Rock on sister…and for all that its worth…the woman that your ‘Mutt’ of a husband is after is assmeat!

  • I hope she gets a little adventurous with her future work…maybe team up with some good alt-country talent. She has a good voice and is gorgeous; but her earlier work is way too trite and poppy.

  • Mine too, I have a dog with three legs, my man cheated on me with every woman in three counties, I’m broke, started drinkin’ and I am now sing this tune” Gold slippers and kitty litter are all you left me with-
    Your promises were lies,and your love was just a myth.
    You hurt me, you left me, you stole from me as well
    A cheatin, lyin’ user whose destiny is hell-
    Gold slippers and……..

  • I feel for her. I went through almost the same thing. See, Beet, sometimes single life is just easier.