Jennifer Lopez was spotted entering Barack Obama's office unannounced yesterday.
The conclusion from the kids over at E!:
Here are our best guesses:
1. She wants to be Barack’s running mate.
2. She wants to be Barack’s running mate.
3. She wants to be Barack’s running mate.
Um, while I personally doubt that this is the case, I would love nothing more than to see Obama/Lopez on the ballot later this year. Seriously if Barack needs to raise taxes, you can just put JLo in a low-cut top and have her announce the news. No one will get mad. It's the kind of...
OMG I hate that I'm really excited about this.
I've kind of gotten over the regular Top Chef. I haven't watched it in about a year. It just gets boring after awhile; same shit different day, you know? Who won last night anyway? Was it a chick? A year ago, the winner of Top Chef would be all over the news the next day. But today, no one seems to care at all.
But I will totally watch this!
The folks at Bravo have given the green light to Top Chef Junior, a version of Top Chef that will feature chefs between the ages of 13 and 16.
What I'm most looking forward to is all the teenage sex they're going to be having when they're not cooking. It'll be dramatastic! />
OMG I hate that I'm really excited about this.
I've kind of gotten over the regular Top Chef. I haven't watched it in about a year. It just gets boring after awhile; same shit different day, you know? Who won last night anyway? Was it a chick? A year ago, the winner of Top Chef would be all over the news the next day. But today, no one seems to care at all.
But I will totally watch this!
The folks at Bravo have given the green light to Top Chef Junior, a version of Top Chef that will feature chefs between the ages...
From the U.S. Office of National Drug Control Policy:
"The average amount of THC in seized samples has reached a new high of 9.6 percent. This compares to an average of just under 4 percent reported in 1983 and represents more than a doubling in the potency of the drug since that time."
And you thought George W. Bush's legacy was going to be all bad. ...
It leaked awhile ago, but now I can run it without getting cease and desist letters.
Lindsay's new track, "Bossy," is available in full on her new and improved MySpace page.
Enjoy....
An employee of the Hot Topic where Perez Hilton held his big meet and greet (we have pictures of the "crowds"!!) send this email into Jossip:
“Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager w...
Some very important Britney Spears news on the horizon today:
1) Her mother's book on parenting is now slated for a September release. It was supposed to come out a few months back, but then her teenage daughter got pregnant and her adult daughter got hospitalized for crazy and all of a sudden it didn't seem like such a great time to release a book touting her parenting skillz.
2) Britney's much-ballyhooed cameo in the upcoming Pussycat Dolls video wound up on the cutting room floor. S...
Bet you can't catch 'em all!
My New BFF MTV Show
Hey everyone! It's been a little while since I last checked in. I've been so busy shooting my new show. It's been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it's been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We've gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the ...
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Despite the constant rumors that they hate each other now, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad look chummy as can be as they head into Crown Bar in LA last night.
I knew these two lovebirds would kiss and make up!...
"It comes across as this really sad need for approval. I've heard people make comments like, 'You don't really want to be in the tabloids, but you need to be for your career.' They believe it's actually important. It's not. It's ugly. Like, your life belongs to us now? That's the deal? I didn't get that memo. It wasn't sent to me and I didn't sign it. So, fuck you."
Charlize Theron, in a new interview with British GQ.
Charlize, honey, the difference here is that you're talented, darling....
''Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. 'He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''
Angelina Jolie, in a new interview with Entertainment Weekly. She wore the gun necklace for the photo shoot.
Um, is it just me or does this kind of go against everything Angie stands for? I'm confused. ...
Apparently Amy Winehouse isn't totally unemployable these days.
The drug-addicted singer is reportedly being paid $2M by Russian uber-billionaire Roman Abramovich to perform at his girlfriend's art gallery opening in Moscow tonight.
I hope $1M of that is being spent on security guards to keep Amy sober during the 24 hours prior. This has disaster written all over it.
Abramovich's girlfriend is 25-year-old Dasha Zhukova, a socialite breaking into art dealing.
I wonder if this guy has a brother. I'm a 26-...