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I Love It When Candid Photos Leak

Here are some fun candid photos that someone found on Photobucket of Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden smoking cigarettes and getting drunk (well, Nicole seems to be drinking water) at what is either a birthday party or some manner of party celebrating flannel as fashion. Because there is a lot of flannel in these shots. Seriously unless the invite specifically said "WEAR FLANNEL," you'd think at some point these girls would look at themselves in photos and think, "God, we are such tools." Tons...

“Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes!”

OMG this is genius. You guys have to check out this clip of Shaquille O'Neal rapping at an NYC club last night. I couldn't stop laughing. This dude should just give up the whole basketball thing and focus on slamming Kobe Bryant in his raps. After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced." The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous ...

Will Somebody Please Kill Heidi Montag?

Seriously I do not typically support violence, but I'm making an exception. Just put her out of her own misery. Heidi has released a new single, "Fashion," which is, predictably, like the worst thing ever. Listen at your own risk. /> Seriously I do not typically support violence, but I'm making an exception. Just put her out of her own misery. Heidi has released a new single, "Fashion," which is, predictably, like the worst thing ever. Listen at your own risk. ...

A Must-Watch!!!

Check out this AMAZING Britney Spears impersonator on America's Got Talent. And there's a TWIST! Seriously Britney Spears just needs to go into hiding and let this impersonator run her life. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!...

Get Ready to Laugh

This Celine Dion/Anastacia cover of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" has been voted the worst cover of all time by Total Guitar magazine. Meredith Brooks accompanies on guitar. I really wish Celine would try this as a ballad. That's about the only way it could be funnier. /> This Celine Dion/Anastacia cover of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" has been voted the worst cover of all time by Total Guitar magazine. Meredith Brooks accompanies on guitar. I really wish Celine would try this as a ballad. That's about the only way it could be funnier....

Disney’s Got Another Hit on Their Hands

Camp Rock averaged 8.9 million viewers during its Friday premiere -- an even bigger "opening" than the original HSM. And, with that, we welcome with open arms the beautiful, talented and hopefully rehab-bound Demi Lovato to the future ranks of Tabloid Covers Disney Created. Congratulations, Demi. Let me buy you a drink. /> Camp Rock averaged 8.9 million viewers during its Friday premiere -- an even bigger "opening" than the original HSM. And, with that, we welcome with open arms the beautiful, talented and hopefully rehab-bound Demi Lovato to the future ranks of Tabloid Covers Disney Created. Congratulations, Demi. Let me buy you a drink....
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