Apparently he's stuck in a wheelchair with a bad case of crazy.
I have nothing more to say about this.
It's all just so pathetic and sad. ...
Tobey Maguire gave some photogs a piece of his mind when their flashes blocked his vision while he was trying to drive.
I think he should have punched the sons of bitches. What a pain in the ass -- and a safety hazard! The stupid pics that photogs take when celebs are in the car are so unnecessary. They make driving dangerous for the celebrity and anyone driving nearby, and no one ever runs the photos because they almost always suck. Who wants to see celebs through the windows of their cars? I think Los Angeles should pass a law that celebrities are allowed to drive over paparazzi if they're blocking their cars. That would resolve this issue entirely. />
Tobey Maguire gave some photogs a piece of his mind when their flashes blocked his vision while he was trying to drive.
I think he should have punched the sons of bitches. What a pain in the ass -- and a safety hazard! The stupid pics that photogs take when celebs are in the car are so unnecessary. They make driving dangerous for the celebrity and anyone driving nearby, and no one ever runs the photos because they almost always suck. Who wants to see celebs through the windows of their cars...
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Somebody call the Bunny Ranch!!!!
This little girl has "cash cow" written all over her. (I mean, once she's an adult, of course.) Seriously I don't think this child knows the depth of her talents. Forget Cirque du Soleil, kiddo! I'll teach you how to make the REAL money with this skill. (Once you're an adult, of course.)
The kids at Defamer call her "one part Cats, one part JonBenét Ramsey, and one part boneless chicken breast." And that's about right.
And speaking of JonBenet, new DNA tests have finally exonerated her parents in her murder. JonBenet would have been 18 this year. She was only 6 when she was murdered. In a way, the exoneration of her parents is almost scarier for me. I always thought, "Well, if they didn't do it, then they know who did," but it's looking like that might not be the case. The poor child was probably killed by some stranger pedophile who stalked her after her beauty pageants, which is almost scarier than the thought that she was killed by her parents, because it's more like "Oh, shit, this could happen to my kid." They're currently comparing the killer's DNA to an expanding nationwide DNA bank. Hopefully they find this crazy jackass. I'm almost never in favor of the death penalty, but for this little fucker I'll make an exception. />
Somebody call the Bunny Ranch!!!!
This little girl has "cash cow" written all over her. (I mean, once she's an adult, of course.) Seriously I don't think this child knows the depth of her talents. Forget Cirque du Soleil, kiddo! I'll teach you how to make the REAL money with this skill. (Once you're an adult, of course.)
The kids at Defamer call her "one part Cats, one part JonBenét Ramsey, and one part boneless chicken breast." And that's about right.
And speaking of JonBenet, n...
I can't believe there hasn't been more publicity around this. A reader tipped me off (thanks Kristen!) that the new line of Lindsay Lohan leggings is available now at ShopIntuition.
There are four items available. The line is called 6126, which I guess is Marilyn Monroe's birthday. The leggings shown above are called "Mr. President" and they retail for -- wait for it -- $132!!!!
JESUS CHRIST!
Do they come with an actual PRESIDENT???
I think it would have been better if she'd just sold this particular pair of leggings as the "Monica Lewinskys." I might have paid $132 f...
Oh, there are just so many elements to this story, and all I want to do is take a nap.
But remember Kevin Powell from Season One of The Real World?
He's running for Congress in New York. Yes, it's true.
So he had a big fundraiser scheduled for Wednesday night at a Manhattan club, and Dave Chappelle was scheduled to show up to perform. Guess who never showed up? Yeah.
Earlier, Powell had urged the crowd to bear with him, suggesting that the comedian was “on his way.â€...
This new set of photos of Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong makes me very happy. Mostly because Kate seems to be acting and looking like a regular person. She's not wearing a ton of makeup, her hair isn't really styled, and she's not in camera-ready mode. And she's still a very pretty girl, but she looks human. She looks like a normal, pretty girl and not like a starlet. She looks -- dare I say it? -- imperfect. And it makes me feel better about myself, because maybe if I had a full-time hair and m...
I haven't been following this story too closely, but apparently Pam Anderson is living in the Big Brother: Australia house as their celebrity roommate, and the Big Brother house is supported by KFC, which treats chickens badly, and everyone was all like "OMG! How un-PETA of her!" So now she's all bombarding the KFC offices in Australia to tell them to be nicer to chickens.
Whatever.
I like the nerdy dude with the glasses standing next to her. This guy doesn't care about chickens at all. H...
"I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn't have changed it for the world ... but I wanted to get rid of all the weight."
Jessica Alba, on her recent pregnancy, to the UK's Cosmo magazine.
Heh. I always thought she was hiding from the cameras because she wanted to keep her pregnancy a private thing. But maybe she was just embarrassed about the weight gain!
And about her relationship with new hubby Cash Warren: "We're not a typical Hollywood couple. I love that he's not an actor. I'm way too ...
The Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook divorce trial was resolved early this morning, after an all-nighter of negotiations.
Christie gets sole custody and final decision-making power over the children, which is what she wanted and probably what she deserves, as Peter Cook probably only wanted them so he could date their friends in a few years. Cook will "be consulted regarding decisions about the children." Heh. Yeah. I'm sure Christie's really gonna take his opinions into consideration.
She also has to shell out a flat amount of $2.1 million to Cook, ...
Congrats to the beautiful and talented Olivia Newton-John, who got married to 49-year-old entrepreneur John Easterling at her home in Malibu, California last week, according to reports. This is Olivia's second marriage.
In 2005, her long-time boyfriend, Patrick McDermott, went missing during a fishing trip on the California coast, and was never found. She's also struggled with breast cancer and the anorexia of her daughter. She's such a strong, positive role model who has endured so much with grace. I'm glad to see she's been able to fall in love again.
Does...
And it's news!
Kate Hudson's apparently been dragging her kid from her marriage to Chris Robinson, Ryder, to a tennis camp with Lance Armstrong's kids, and Chris and Lance were both at the camp the other day, and no one punched anyone out, so it's important we write about it.
Says a source: "They're like one big happy family. They were just like two guys hanging out being totally cool with each other. If you didn't know the backstory, you would think they were just good pals."
Oh, and...