I used it up on Kelly Osbourne.
I had no idea I'd have the opportunity to use it on Aubrey O'Day.
I would have waited, if I'd known.
Actually, this dog looks a lot like the one in the Kelly Osbourne pic.
Apparently this is a photo of the dog being passed around Fashion Week for everyone to use.
There's also a white puppy in it.
Ba-dum-bum-ching!
I am UNSTOPPABLE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!...
Okay, this is the funniest video I've ever seen in my whole life.
This is Karrine "Superhead" Steffans, showing off anal toys that former fiance Darius McCrary -- yes, the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters -- left at her house.
Early in the summer, Darius filed a restraining order against Superhead and basically accused her of being a psychotic bitch. I suppose this is her retaliation.
I have to say, though, I never thought much of Superhead until I watched this video. She's a fucking riot! This chick is awesome. "Fuckin' ass particles!"
Heh, I remember this one time I was on a road trip with some friends, and this one dude farted in the car. And my girlfriend was like, "Ewwww! How dare you???" and the guy was like, "Why do you care so much? It's just a fart," and my girlfriend was like, "Dude, don't you understand? The molecules that were up your ass five seconds ago are now up my nose." I never thought about farts the same way again.
Anyway. If you're gonna watch this video at work, do it with headphones on. />
Okay, this is the funniest video I've ever seen in my whole life.
This is Karrine "Superhead" Steffans, showing off anal toys that former fiance Darius McCrary -- yes, the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters -- left at her house.
Early in the summer, Darius filed a restraining order against Superhead and basically accused her of being a psychotic bitch. I suppose this is her retaliation.
I have to say, though, I never thought much of Superhead until I watched this video. S...
Barack Obama will be appearing on Saturday Night Live's season premiere this weekend, alongside national hero and giant-penis-possessor Michael Phelps, who is sure to draw an audience.
If Senator Obama wears a Speedo next to Michael Phelps, he's got my vote. That's the kind of bravery I want to see in my President. ...
Heh, how do you go about finding an unbiased jury for another O.J. Simpson trial?
You don't, really, unless you're going to start combing the local elementary schools (actually, I just did the math and realized the high schools would be fine, too, and that makes me feel exceedingly old), but a Las Vegas courtroom settled on twelve men and women to oversee the upcoming Simpson trial. He's being charged with armed robbery, kidnapping, conspiracy and other charges related to an alleged sports m...
Hey, have you seen the video of Charlie Gibson interviewing VP candidate Sarah Palin?
No?
You can watch it here.
And, like, yes, it is painfully obvious that this woman is laughably unqualified to run the United States. Charlie Gibson asks her about the Bush Doctrine, codified in 2002, and she clearly has no idea what he's talking about, and he rubs that in. He uses big words like "existential" and "hubris" and she clearly has no idea what those words mean, although she does a decent job of interpreting them...
MK brought her boyfriend, Nate Lowman, to the Benjamin Cho show on Tuesday.
Nate's an artist and an NYU grad. You can check out some of his work here. I'll be the first to admit that I totally don't get it. But I don't get most art things unless they're spelled out for me. That's why I'm a writer. I look at art and I'm like, "Uh ... it's ... purple?" Then I wait expectantly for someone to praise my observational skills. If nobody does, I hike my skirt up and try again. This is how I navi...
Here's the much buzzed-about photo of Senator John McCain, celebrating his birthday in 2006 on a yacht, along with Raffaello Follieri and Anne Hathaway.
Follieri, you'll recall, recently pled guilty to like 5000 federal counts of total illegalness.
You can read the full story on this meeting here. I would read it and talk about it, but it's long and seems complicated and there are no pictures. And you know how I feel about reading things that have no pictures.
I kind of wanted to make thi...
So, uh, during her Good Morning America performance, apparently the wind got the better of Jessica Simpson, revealing that she decided against wearing panties with this skirt during her performance.
To see this shot from behind -- and trust me, you want to -- jump in.
Thanks Rob!
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Not only will Michael "Size 14" Phelps be appearing on SNL this weekend -- he'll be wearing a Speedo. So, ya know, SNL's ratings will see a huge bump, much like that Speedo.
Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals, began reading through skits with the cast Wednesday night, and it's already clear his wardrobe will be kept to a minimum, with parodies of his Olympics moments, his skimpy Speedos, his emotional mom in the stands – and even Phelps as Aquaman.
"There's some really, really funny...
Awww, cuteness!
Jamie-Lynn and Lynne Spears made a trip to LA with two-month-old Maddie Brianne on Wednesday, and brought the newborn over to Britney's house for her first playdate with her cousins, Jayden and Preston.
Those three little kids better stick together. They're gonna need all the support they can get. ...
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