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1) WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face "swelled up like a cauliflower"
2) WHICH stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set.
3) WHICH new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny be a lesbian?
Guesses in the comments, please.
[source] />1) WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face "swelled up like a cauliflower"
2) WHICH stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set.
3) WHICH new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny...
Here's the adorable Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio -- the couple we fell in love with in Titanic -- sharing the screen again in Revolutionary Road.
Do they still have their on-camera chemistry??? />
Here's the adorable Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio -- the couple we fell in love with in Titanic -- sharing the screen again in Revolutionary Road.
Do they still have their on-camera chemistry???...
Hey, did anyone watch the Emmys last night?
I know I didn't. I was walking my dog. And sleeping. And balancing my checkbook. And flashing homeless men. I kid, I kid. I've never balanced a checkbook in my life.
But, you know, I was doing basically anything other than watching the Emmys. Because awards shows were really, really exciting and dramatic in a time when celebrities weren't flashing their vaginas and leaking sex tapes and calling one another cunts to X17's video cameras. In other words: the Golden Age of awards shows is now over. I care about the dresses -- those are online before the show even airs on the West coast -- and any funny bits during the show -- and those are online before the show even airs on the West coast. So, yeah.
You may have heard, however, that network television basically got CLOBBERED by cable shows last night. It was brutal. And the networks noticed.
"Call it what it is: The Cable Ace Awards," went the common, slightly bitter quip from broadcast toppers in the weeks following July’s nomination announcement.
It wasn’t just "Mad Men’s" big, groundbreaking (for a basic cable skein, at least) drama series win. Cable’s haul included top prizes for "Damages" thesps Glenn Close and Zeljko Ivanek, "John Adams" stars Paul Giamatti and Laura Linney and "Breaking Bad" lead Bryan Cranston.
The traditional nets? Well, thank goodness for comedy actress winner Tina Fey, whose "30 Rock" gave broadcast TV most of its bright spots all evening — also picking up statuettes for outstanding comedy skein, best writing and top laffer actor (Alec Baldwin).
Adding insult to injury: Sunday night’s cable coronation came just a day before the networks, more hobbled than ever, officially launched their fall premiere week.
Coming off a low-rated summer and strike-impacted regular TV season, the nets already enter the new season bruised and battered. The fact that the Big 4 only picked up 10 out of the night’s 28 Emmy Awards didn’t help.
ABC’s promos may have been touting the return of shows like "Desperate Housewives," but the TV Academy was sending out an entirely different message: "You oughta go check out the great stuff they’re doing on cable instead."
What do you guys think? Is network television yesterday's news?
/>Hey, did anyone watch the Emmys last night?
I know I didn't. I was walking my dog. And sleeping. And balancing my checkbook. And flashing homeless men. I kid, I kid. I've never balanced a checkbook in my life.
But, you know, I was doing basically anything other than watching the Emmys. Because awards shows were really, really exciting and dramatic in a time when celebrities weren't flashing their vaginas and leaking sex tapes and calling one another cunts to X17's video cameras. In other wo...
Welcome to September 23, 2008.
Not only does the first single off of Britney Spears' latest comeback attempt drop today -- it's called "Womanizer" -- but, perhaps more importantly, the first Demi Lovato solo album, Don't Forget, hits stores today!!!!
Her first single, "Get Back," didn't exactly rock the world -- it topped the U.S. charts at #43 -- but will her album do any better? Or will its release be eclipsed by Britney's new single?
Oh, I'm trying so hard to care!
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Welcome to September 23, 2008.
Not only does the first single off of Britney Spears' latest comeback attempt drop today -- it's called "Womanizer" -- but, perhaps more importantly, the first Demi Lovato solo album, Don't Forget, hits stores today!!!!
Her first single, "Get Back," didn't exactly rock the world -- it topped the U.S. charts at #43 -- but will her album do any better? Or will its release be eclipsed by Britney's new single?
Oh, I'm trying so hard to care!
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Oh the drama!!!
Britney's first single, "Womanizer," was scheduled to hit radio this afternoon, but now it's looking like it may have been pushed back.
According to BreatheHeavy.com:
Just got off the phone with z100 in New York. They have confirmed to BreatheHeavy.com that the media does not have access to the single, and her label IS pushing the release back til the middle of the week. The single needs more mixing and editing apparently. Digital release is scheduled for October 7.
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I do! I do!
Unfortunately, what's actually being auctioned is private swimming lessons with Michael Phelps ... in a pool, clothed.
Michael Phelps fans are about to get the opportunity to bid on their own private swim lessons from the Olympian. Phelps, who's on the committee for the Animal Care and Control charity event at Pressure on Thursday, agreed to auction himself off. The package will entitle two adults and a child to spend time in the pool with him and include a photo with the super...
It's a SamRo kind of day.
The happy couple showed up to the Emmy after party at Kress, looking freaking adorable.
Love them, love them, love them.
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FUCK the Emmys!
FUCK this plane crash bullshit and the dead and seriously injured.
Michael Lohan has SHIT TO TALK, DAMMIT.
From an email he sent this weekend to X17:
After spending a week in LA, doing charity work and meeting people who want to make positive difference in other peoples lives, only to hear what some of these very people have to say about Samantha Ronson I was sickened. But, then to read the recent article in In Touch magazine, which only corroborated what I heard, I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter.
First of all, I don't believe...
While the rest of Hollywood was preparing for the Emmys or flying to Georgia, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were -- where else? -- at Fred Segal, doing some shopping.
There are many interesting things about this photo.
1) Both are smiling.
2) You can see Lindsay's little black heart tattoo on her hand.
3) Both are wearing those weird Pocahontas necklaces we saw on Mischa Barton's random dude. WTF is up with that?
4) Lohan's shoes are kinda cool.
I've highlighted all these features i...
It's Sarah Larson, throwing like a girl at a charity softball game in Tacoma.
I wish I'd known!
A friend of mine wanted me to come with her to the So You Think You Can Dance tour in Tacoma last night. I was like, "Listen, bitch, if you won't come with me to see New Kids on the Block, you're not exactly in a position to ask any favors." But if I'd known Sarah Larson was in town! I would have driven my friend to Tacoma, dropped her off at the tour, then bought an ant farm and delivered it...
As I'm sure most of you have heard by now, a doctor working with Travis Barker and DJ AM says both are expected to make full recoveries. They are being treated at an excellent burn center for second- and third-degree burns. Travis was burned on the torso, while DJ AM suffered burns on his arm and scalp.
Hollywood is now making a mass exodus to Augusta, Georgia to visit their injured pals.
Celebs reportedly traveling to Georgia include Shanna Moakler (Barker's ex-wife), Nicole Richie (DJ AM'...