Oh, look, here's Jessica Alba and her perfect stomach like twenty seconds after giving birth.
I don't know if it's true or not, but I'm just going to tell myself that she had a ton of liposuction, because it's the only way I can go on living in a world of such gross genetic inequity.
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Amount paid by TMZ to OJ Simpson buddy and trial witness Thomas Riccio for the audio recordings of his September 2007 meeting with OJ: $150,000.
Oh well.
They may have way more money to throw at stories about washed-up acquitted double murderers who are currently poised to serve a life sentence for stealing sports memorabilia, but they've got nothing that competes with my dog.
/>Amount paid by TMZ to OJ Simpson buddy and trial witness Thomas Riccio for the audio recordings of his September 2007 meeting with OJ: $150,000.
Oh well.
They may have way more money to throw at stories about washed-up acquitted double murderers who are currently poised to serve a life sentence for stealing sports memorabilia, but they've got nothing that competes with my dog.
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The impeccable Dita Von Teese launched her new line of lingerie for Wonderbra in London today by swinging from ... a gigantic bra. Okay, that's just weird. But the line is hot.
Seriously I don't need a stupid boyfriend, I'm gonna put this shit on and model it for my cats. And they're gonna be all like, "Damn, Mom, I'd do you," and it'll all be very confusing for everyone involved.
I can't figure out how you actually BUY this stuff -- it doesn't appear to be available on the Wonderbr...
While Mary-Kate was tanning it up in NYC, the other little Tanner was partying at JET in Vegas with her boyfriend, hottie Justin Bartha. Ashley was reportedly tossing back Grey Goose vodka, Red Bull and Patrón with her man, who's there to film a movie. ...
Steven Spielberg and his wife, Kate Capshaw, have followed in Brad Pitt's footsteps, donating $100K to fight Proposition 8, the ballot initiative that would ban gay marriage in the state.
"By writing discrimination into our state constitution, Proposition 8 seeks to eliminate the right of each and every citizen in our state to marry regardless of sexual orientation. Such discrimination has NO place in California's constitution, or any other," the couple said in a statement.
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Sharon Stone is like the Britney Spears of the Viagra set.
At the age of 50, Sharon has somehow managed to lose all physical custody of her 8-year-old son, Roan, to her ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.
According to court documents detailing a September 12, 2008 custody hearing, Phil Bronstein "shall have permanent sole physical custody of child. Court finds that Respondent (Sharon Stone) failed to meet her burden of proof and denies Respondent's (Sharon Stone's) request for modification of cust...
DRAMA!!!
Eight years after their split, Meg Ryan is FINALLY willing to talk about her split from Dennis Quaid.
"Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful," she says in the new issue of InStyle. "I found out more about that after I was divorced."
And as for her scandalous relationship with Russell Crowe? “I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault. I was a mess...
OMG she finally did it!!!!
In an interview on the Dr. Drew and Stryker show, Stryker asked Lindsay how long she'd been with Samantha.
Lindsay giggles and says "a very long time."
YAY!!!!!
Click here to listen to the full interview. The part with Lindsay is in the last minute.
Oh happy happy joy joy!!!!
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I already told you guys that Leo was going to have to earn $89 worth of page views to pay me back for the laptop power cord he chewed up.
So here he is, working it in the brand new bomber jacket I got for him. He's the bomb in his bomber jacket. Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! OMG I am so funny. I kill me, I do.
You guys wanna know something major? I have always had to buy Leo his doggy clothes in a size XS. But he has finally grown out of that and now has to wear a regular small. My lit...
A healthy-weighted Olsen twin departs a West Village tanning salon.
Okay, you guys are gonna give me a huge amount of shit for this, but I have to say that, as she gets to a normal weight, I kind of understand why she felt so much pressure to stay at a ridiculously skinny weight. She is such a very tiny person (I think she's honestly like 4'11") that even a small weight gain makes her look really squat. At that height, you can't just gain 10 or 20 pounds and have it not significantly impac...
Photogs caught Mandy Moore leaving the Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Georgia, where she's visiting her former flame, Adam Goldstein (aka DJ AM).
Aw, what a sweetheart. My hatred for Mandy has been lifted, but just for today. I reserve the right to reclaim it whenever I see fit. ...
Some gorgeous, gorgeous, GORGEOUS dresses at the Metropolitan Opera 125th Season Opening Night Gala at Lincoln Plaza tonight.
This kind of makes up for the fact that the Emmy dresses were such snoozers. Kind of.
The star of the night, IMHO, is underage love of my life and aspiring haute couture model Taylor Momsen, who looked unbelievably stunning in a phenomenal dress. Who made that? It is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and Taylor pulls it off flawlessly. I ::heart:: her.
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