Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chris Brown Isn’t Even Nice to His Own Fans

A photo of Chris Brown I don't even know why this surprised me, but it actually kind of did. It's not like Chris Brown is nice to anyone else he ever comes into contact with, so why would he be nice to the people who, for some strange reason, still appreciate him and his music? This particular situation began when Chris posted that photo above to his Instagram with the caption "skinny ass n-gga." And it's true, Chris has been getting thinner. He's always been a small person (ha), but he is noticeably smaller...

Taylor Swift Is Super Excited About Her Boyfriend

A photo of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift When I was in fourth grade, I had the biggest crush on a guy named Eric. He sat in front of me, so we were often reading buddies, and I'd always whisper the right answers to the spelling test in his ear. Sadly, ours was a love that would never be, because he was moderately popular and I was a weirdo bookworm freak. But I loved him. I wrote his name in my diary over and over again, and I was convinced that because our first names both began with the letter E we were destined to be together...

Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s New Hair!

A photo of Kim Kardashian I think we can all agree that this is amazing, right? Because this is probably the best she's ever looked. She looks incredible. Sure, there's that weird thing with her shirt, the thing where it's kind of sheer and you can see her bra and everything, that's probably not the best she's ever dressed, but I actually think she looks beautiful here. Is that crazy? I really love her hair. Here's another shot from Instagram: By the way, the guy who cut her hair? His name is Chris Mc...

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Be Just Like Taylor Swift

A photo of Lindsay Lohan There are always going to be people who just don't get it, and Lindsay Lohan is definitely one of those people. To us, it's perfectly clear what's wrong, right? She's an addict with a strong sense of entitlement. It's pretty simple. But to Lindsay, she thinks that she's not even part of her problem, that mean old people just keep on trying to get her into trouble. That also means that she keeps coming up with the wrong solutions. From Page Six: Lindsay Lohan is finally trying to clean u...

Quotables: Kristen Stewart Is Still Sorry or Whatever

A photo of Kristen Stewart “It’s not a terrible thing if you’re either loved or hated. But honestly, I don’t care ’cause it doesn’t keep me from doing my shit. And I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. It was not my intention.” - Kristen Stewart shows off her apologizing skills one more time. You know, you kind of have to applaud Kristen for this statement. The whole "I don't really give a shit, but sorry if you do" attitude. Despite all the public outrage - which, at least for me, came fr...

Kelly Osbourne Is So Relevant

A photo of Kelly Osbourne Let's do a quick mental exercise. I want you to put your thinking caps on, and I want you to think about what Kelly Osbourne has actually done. Are you thinking? Are you coming up with anything? Me neither. I can't think of a single thing that she's ever really contributed to the entertainment world. Her dad's famous, ok. And yeah, she recorded some music, but that was a good few years ago. She gets pictures taken of herself every now and then, and she does do Fashion Police, but ever...

No Big Deal, But Joe Simpson Took Out A Secret Life Insurance Policy on Jessica

A photo of Joe Simpson Psych! It actually is kind of a big deal that Joe Simpson, well-known shademeister, took out a life insurance police on his very, very famous daughter without telling anyone. Probably just because it's creepy. It's really creepy, isn't it? Like, this is how some mystery novels begin. And spoiler alert: those mystery novels never end well. From Radar: Joe Simpson secretly took out a $4.5 million life insurance policy in daughter Jessica’s name with himself listed as the sole benefi...

I Guess Britney Spears Is Going to Be Single Soon

A photo of Jason Trawick and Britney Spears Ugh, poor Britney. It's always something, isn't it? Last month the story was that she and Jason had planned to get married before the end of the year, but they couldn't stop fighting long enough to plan everything out. And now it looks like Jason is definitely leaving Britney, and all that's left to do is tell her. He's apparently already told Britney's family so that she'll "have a support system when he breaks the bad news." He's also being enough of a sweetheart to wait until this season...

Emma Roberts Is Very Subtle

A photo of Emma Roberts This is a photo that Emma Roberts posted on her Instagram. She's since deleted it. I don't know what it means. I don't know who took the picture. All I know for sure is that Emma Roberts hangs out wearing an "I Love James Franco" shirt and what sort of looks like Pikachu underwear. And really, I think that's all I need to know....

Look, It’s The Kardashian Kristmas Kard!

A photo of the Kardashian family Christmas card Because we all know that it's not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card. There's a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn't there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don't they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There's not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she's still married to her last one. Can you ev...

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Available for Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh my goodness, isn't this exciting?! I've just started planning my own wedding! All I have so far is my ideal venue, my bridesmaids, colors (probably) and a date (tentatively). Basically, I'm turning out to be the worst at wedding planning, which actually isn't all that surprising, seeing as how I'm the worst at regular planning. But guys, now that I know that Lindsay Lohan, THE Lindsay Lohan, is now available to make appearances at weddings? Nothing else matters. From Page Six: Fac...

Victoria Jackson Is The Worst Person Ever

A photo of Victoria Jackson Ok, I'm sure that Victoria Jackson isn't the worst person ever. Not really. I'm sure that there are plenty of people in the world who are worse than Victoria Jackson. I can think of four or five right off the top of my head. But right now, right at this very moment in time, I am enraged, and right now, to me, Victoria Jackson is worse than everyone. This is going to make you angry, I think. I almost didn't even talk about this, but it just pissed me off too much, and I have to share ...