Check Out Britney’s Bikini Bod

We (us here at EvilBeet and the world, collectively) rag on Britney Spears a lot for being unkempt and kind of crazy lookin’ at all times, but let’s think about this: She’s been in hair and make up for most of her life, she’s a mother of two kids, she had a very public mental breakdown a couple years ago, her dad babysits her full time and everyone talks about her everywhere she goes. I don’t know about you, but that would nearly kill me. I can barely be bothered to brush my hair as it is and I got like… nothin’ going on. A whole lot of nothing.

So let’s just take a moment to pay respect to Britney. Despite the fact that she’s not the impossibly perfect 17 year old pop star who we met and fell in love with like, a decade ago, she’s still a hot bitch in a bikini. C’mon. If you didn’t know that was Britney Spears and you were just chilling on the same Hawaiian beach as her, you’d double take her. You know you would. She’s still above average, she’s just a little worn down and beat up looking right now. And she doesn’t owe it to us to change that any time soon. The girl can retire.