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Forget Weight Watchers and Atkins! Listen to Chris Brown’s Newest Song if You’re Looking to Drop a Few!

Two days ago Rihanna released “Russian Roulette” and the public speculated on its meaning.  Does Rihanna think that staying involved with Chris Brown is like a dangerous game of chance?  And does she feel that she has no choice but to stay in that game?  Or is she just really irresponsible with firearms?  Oh. The. Questions.

Chris Brown has thrown subtlety out the window by going all vomit-inducing Peabo Bryson on our asses.  Today he released “Crawl” which is clearly a song about his desire to rebuild his relationship with Rihanna.  I’ve listed the lyrics below, but in a nutshell it goes like this:  “I know I beat the fuck out of you, but I was wondering if you’d be open to getting back together.  ‘Cuz we can crawl back to love even though I’m the one who beat the fuck out of you.  So, what do you say?”

Now, I don’t know about you, but the line “Love, can you see my hand?” sends chills up my spine.  Yeah, Chris we all see your hand and exactly what damage it’s capable of inflicting.

Everybody see’s it’s you
I’m the one that lost the view
Everybody says we’re through
I hope you hadn’t said it too

So where
Do we go from here
With all this fear in our eyes
And where
Can love take us now
We’ve been so far down
We can still touch the sky

[Chorus]
If we crawl
Till we can walk again
Then we’ll run
Until we’re strong enough to jump
Then we’ll fly
Until there is no wind
So lets crawl, crawl, crawwl
Back to love, Yeah
Back to love, Yeah

[Verse 2]
Why did I change the pace
Hearts were never mean’t to race
I always felt the need for space
But now I can’t reach your face
So where
Are you standing now
Are you in the crowd of my vouch
Love, can you see my hand?
I need one more chance
We can still have it all

[Chorus]
If we crawl(if we crawl)
Till we can walk again
Then we’ll run (then we’ll run)
Until we’re strong enough to jump
Then we’ll fly
Until there is no wind
So lets crawl, crawl, crawwl
Back to love, Yeah
Back to love, yeaaah

[Bridge]
Everybody see’s it’s you
Well I never wanna lose that view

[Chorus]
So we’ll crawl (if we crawl)
Till we can walk again
Then we’ll run (we’ll run)
Until we’re strong enough to jump
Then we’ll fly
Until there is no wind
So lets crawl, crawl, crawwl

So we’ll crawl (ooh)
Till we can walk again (till we can walk again)
Then we’ll run (we’ll run)
Until we’re strong enough to jump (until we’re strong enough to jump)
Then we’ll fly (then we’ll fly)
Until there is no wind
So let’s crawl, let’s crawl, lets crawl
Back to love
Back to love yeah
Back to love

28 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Wow. He is a scary guy. This song should serve as a warning to all women. All I hear when I read these lyrics is, “I’ll beat the shit out of you, but only because I love so hard.”

      • I’m talking as far as the melody of the song goes, not the lyrics. I heard both songs and when I listened to Rihannas I got bored from the very beginning, it’s not that catchy. I’m all for ‘Team Rihanna.’

      • I agree, I like his song much better than rihannas. HIS SONG, that doesnt mean i approve of what he did, i dont, i think hes a moron. so chill out herga

      • I hate it, but there are also millions of sports fans who sing along to “Rock & Roll Part II” at sporting events every year, not realizing their teams are financing Gary Glitter and his child raping world tour.

  • I thought the creepiest part was:

    “I always felt the need for space
    But now I can’t reach your face”.

    That and the crawl idea. After all this, he wants her to crawl?

  • At first I was horrified that you were telling us to listen to Chris Brown’s song, because I thought you were supporting him and saying we’d lose weight because we would dance or something.

    But I guess it’s okay since you talked badly about him.

  • Rihanna didn’t write the song. She never writes anything. She sings what is given to her. So it would be a moot point to try to dissect what the song meant in her eyes since she never gives input.

    Oh. and Chris Brown in an asshole.

  • This man, this horrible man, makes me want to puke. How can you beat a woman and then have the audacity to expect redemption?

    I’m drowning in haterade over here. I hope his penis gets caught in his zipper and he gets an infection under his eyelid.

  • I`m not even giving him the benefit of the doubt, 20 seconds through it and that`s all i`m taking from this asshole. Peolple are not going to buy his “I`m so sorry all this shit happened” so easily. I`m not anyway!

    • nobody is asking you to, he has plenty of fans out there to support him, someone like you is so insignificant to his success its amusing. believe it or not, people are buying his im sorry b/c they are heart felt, I am sure you dont keep up with him b/c your not a fan, all you seen was “chris brown hits girlfiend” and all the suddon..oh my gosh he is scum…and you know what, some of those bruises on her face was not from him HITTING her, they where from a previous wreck they had prior to the incident, so I am sure you can understand having a wreck and being a little out of control, as high and mighty as you may be androflo…I am sure you have lost control sometime or another.

  • This song is saying he made a mistake, not that he wants to hit her again. She went back to him so obviously she knows he will not do it again. He is saying that he wants to make it better and get back to were they where before this all happened. He made a mistake, we all make mistakes. You all are taking this song and putting a negitive spin on it when you all KNOW thats not the case of the song. I realize that some of you may have been hit by bofriends or what not, but did they go as far to make and ENTIRE album about you saying sorry and how muh they love you and will never do it again? or anything along those lines, no, they continue to hit you and you all continue to take it. dont take your aggravations out on some 20 year old singer that is trying to make a mens with her, himself and all of his fans. he is young. he made a mistake and learned from it. at least he is not some 40 year old that still hits his wife and she just sits there and takes it. stop comparing him to your husbands and boyfriends, he is nothing like them. and you all think that NO ONE is going to buy his im sorrys and you think he is going to be cut out of the hip hop circle, your wrong, he is bigger than ever, and us, the realistic ones, understand he made a mistake and not holding grudges. i have been hit before, so i understand, but it was from a piece of shit, not someone like chris.

  • Somebody like chris? i’m sorry but do you know him personally? how the hell would you know how he’s really like?..and really? if your boyfriend hits you, all it would take for you to forgive him is an album dedicated to you? is that all your self respect is worth?if you like his songs, that really is none of my business, but here you are defending his actions..you obviously need help..you are a disgrace to women everywhere.