Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving The Cuckoo Club in London last night. The jokes just write themselves from there, folks.
Says Dr. Drew Pinsky, about Lindsay, in a recent interview:
“I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day. But I’m afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I’m really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it’s going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she’s going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me.”
It scares me too!!! Come on, Lindsay. When is enough going to be enough? Looking at a photo of myself with my self-tanner this messed up would be enough to scare me sober. Aren’t you releasing a line of self-tanners? You should really at least apply yours evenly before heading out.
Her spray tan looks a mess.
Looks like she has jaundice!
Looks dis-freaking-gusting. How about we stop paying so much attention to such a crackhead who can’t even properly apply self-tanner (ESPECIALLY since she owns a line?).
OMG…Thank you!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
just…
fucking UGH!
this betch grosses me out & i’m sick of looking at her scraggly ass – somebody please take her out already………….
this is my favorite photo of her ever. really, the only one that ever needs publishing. bingo. nailed it.
She needs a shower
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”
She looks atrocious. I hope something drastic happens to her, and maybe she’ll stopped being photographed and talked about. She is so over.
Yeah, time to put her on notice and give her the weekly or better still monthly Beet slot.
Trainwreck shot after trainwreck shot doth not a fun read make.
Shocker. I myself look heaps better than that after a few drinks with dozens of paparazzi flashing lights in my face.
I’m guessing you’re a celebrity since “dozens of paparazzi” flash lights in your face.
No. I’m just being facetious.
That is the absolute worst pic of her I’ve ever seen.
She is America’s version of Amy Winehouse – talented, but too screwed up to make it work for any reasonable length of time.
100% right.
GENIUS!
That picture was so scary :(
That is the saddest picture!
And it bums be out because I still like her… I don’t know why… but I still do.
youre not the only one i still like her too
This makes me sad, too. When your parents pimp you out so you can be the family cash cow, you don’t have much of a chance. Without a grounded authority figure, Lindsay has never had limits and now she is running on quicksand. I don’t see a happy ending here.
Sue-funny you mention Amy Whinehouse. Wasnt it Samantha’s brother who produced her?
Seems the Ronson bunch knows how to either attract pathetic addicts or turn them into one.
Time for BOTOX!
Whoever is her BFF in London needs to be shot. Seriously, decent people do not let ANYONE out of the house looking like that.
This is what concerns me most about celebrities who generally make a mess of their lives- what the hell are their friends and family doing? Sitting on the couch with popcorn? Capitalizing on the fact that a famous friend/family member has a sad, sad problem by selling their story to anyone who’ll report it?
It’s the most WTF thing about situations like Lindsay’s.
I know Shezzy. Totally agree. I figure the out-of-control celebs just don’t listen to friends/family advice. That’s the only explanation… they surround themselves with stupid people who are just looking to have a good time with their celebrity “friend” and don’t give a s*** if they are making an a** of themselves.
I used to have the same prob with Paula Abdul, who I happen to admire really much. Sometimes I think “WHY do they let her go out like that or talk like that in interviews when shes clearly not well”
Same goes to this poor girl… only way worse.
God my English has seen better days. Sorry about that. lol
looks like a yummy baked potato with sour cream on top!
She has blotches of yellow on her face, early stage of jaundice?
Oh gosh, yes. I was gonna say that.
did she like stick the spray tan can in her ear?
re: Kit-Kat’s comment. We pay attention to her because she is such a train wreck. It makes our lives seem sane by comparision. Rich –well maybe not that rich, famous –or rather infamous, but not someone we envy.
It’s actually a little heart breaking, for her sake, at least. She’s, what, 22/23 now? She literally looks mid-thirties. Before any of you jump the gun, when you’re in your mid 30’s you don’t look old (because you aren’t) or crotchety.
…but when you’re 22 and you look like you’re 35+, it’s never really a good thing.
I </3 yellow :'(
She’s started going down that “nearly dead” path again I see.
Btw, there was a new upskirt shot not too long ago… I saw a wart!
I think a carrot blew off in her face.
She really doesn’t have a career anymore. When she “designed” a legging collection and put her name on a spray tan line, it was because she’s not being offered any acting roles. Sure, she’s been in a few things in the past couple of years, but they’ve been crappy parts.
What director wants to work with her given her bad behavior, showing up for work late, and sporadic hospital stays for “dehydration”? There are plenty of young actresses who are more than happy to take those roles off her hands. And she has no one to blame but herself. If she doesn’t clean up her act soon, she’ll be a few barstools down from Jan Michael Vincent.
i really don’t get how she can be the spokesperson or whatever she is for a self tanning product.
also how if she has friends supporting her, not to mention family why doesn’t somebody tell her the fake tan looks horrible??
what is the deal with that? all publicity is good publicity? but WHY !
it’s so terribly done! people could probably self tan better with their hands tied behind their backs just rolling in fake tanner
argh
“Dr” Drew needs to be taken out back and beaten, what a f***ing idiot fame whore
Her vagina isn’t showing. Relatively speaking, this is a win.
She’s more than a hot mess…. and I am still in therapy over seeing her vagina spread everywhere in the presses.
She looks like she smokes 4 packs a day, and she’s 45.. On top of that, I think she’s starving. One day we’ll wake up to the news that she passed away from all her damage.
If Lindsay Lohan was a dog, someone would have put her down by now. Look at the state of the poor girl.