Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving The Cuckoo Club in London last night. The jokes just write themselves from there, folks.
Says Dr. Drew Pinsky, about Lindsay, in a recent interview:
“I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day. But I’m afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I’m really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it’s going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she’s going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me.”
It scares me too!!! Come on, Lindsay. When is enough going to be enough? Looking at a photo of myself with my self-tanner this messed up would be enough to scare me sober. Aren’t you releasing a line of self-tanners? You should really at least apply yours evenly before heading out.