Today's Evil Beet Gossip

JoJo Siwa buys $3.4m Tarzana home to store her bows

I’ll admit that I haven’t the foggiest idea what the appeal is of JoJo Siwa.  I barely know where she came from other than friends tell me she was a Dance Mom’s creation.   I just know she’s 16 now and the crazy face paint and bows in her hair are keeping her creepily adolescent.

That said, bravo! You’re barely into double digit ages and you’ve bought a mansion in Los Angeles! Tarzana, to be exact.

The Mediterranean-style home is over 6,000 square feet of living space, including a grand double-height foyer with marble floors and an elegantly curved staircase. There’s a gourmet kitchen with two islands, high-end appliances and an adjacent family room with a jet black fireplace.   6 beds, 7 baths, all for $3.43 million.