I can’t think of two more obnoxious people that are absolutely perfect for each other than Meghan Trainor and Charlie Puth. You already know Meghan, but if Charlie’s name isn’t familiar to you, just think of that god awful duet he did with Meghan called “Marvin Gaye”, or his new and equally offensive single, “One Call Away”. It’s hard to say what it is about either of them that makes me wish I was born without eyes and ears, but here we are.
Last night at the AMAs, Meghan and Charlie made out like two pre-teens behind the middle school bleachers, but apparently they’re “just friends”. In case you’re looking to lose a little weight before the holidays, here’s some help:
God help us all.
From People:
The collaborators were onstage singing their hit duet “Marvin Gaye” – the chorus of which goes, “Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on” – when, after the final notes, Trainor made a come-hither motion with her hands, and they locked lips, at points wrapping their arms around one another.
The singers’ PDA-fest lasted after the performance ended and cameras stopped rolling – and it was, indeed, premeditated. Puth, 23, warned PEOPLE on the red carpet ahead of the awards that there would be “a lot of making out” in his performance with Trainor, 21.
This was awful and my life was better before I ever had to watch that shit.
He’s a chubby chaser. OK, I admit, I’ve done that once or twice, but not in public.
And you’re a fucking scumbag Mutt. Bye