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Will Smith Thinks You’re All A Bunch Of Dummies

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Rumours have been flying around for ages that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are either a) getting divorced b) in an open marriage or c) each other’s beards. While I believe it’s a combination of the latter two, one thing’s for sure: they’re NOT getting divorced, and Will has had enough of you idiots saying they are. After all, even Jada has insisted she’s not his keeper and trusts him to do whatever makes him feel good at the end of the day. Apparently, what makes him feel good is staying married, regardless of whatever other freaky shit is going on in their lives.

Here’s what will posted on his Facebook page on Monday:

Under normal circumstances, I don’t usually respond to foolishness. (Because it’s contagious) But, so many people have extended me their “deepest condolences” that I figured – “What the hell… I can be foolish, too!”

So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness… Jada and I are…

NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -)

I promise you all – if I ever decide to divorce my Queen – I SWEAR I’ll tell you myself!

Dumb? People Should Have to Wear Scarlet D’s

Yes… that sounds like a great idea, Will Smith. Look, I have no doubt these two are into some messy stuff, but why does anyone even care? It’s not your life – it’s theirs. Let them live it! Let them be free! Don’t provoke Will Smith into writing a stupid Facebook post ever again!

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