Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her third child with Scott Disick, a little boy, last week, and the world waited with bated breath for the answer to one very simple question: WHAT’S HIS NAME?! We now have an answer to that question, although I must warn you, it is a tad disappointing.
Kourtney revealed her son’s royal name on Instagram, as you do, along with above photo:
“Madly in love with my little Reign Aston Disick.”
Seriously? Reign? I mean, Mason and Penelope are slightly less common, but they were at least not ridiculous. Reign is a female stripper’s stage name – and there’s no shade to that, because it’s an AMAZING stripper name. Obviously the middle name, Aston, is Scott’s doing and probably after the Aston Marton sports car, if I had to guess. I don’t know, guys, this one just seems a wee bit tacky to me.