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British man spends $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian

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I suppose I owe you all an apology, as I know you’re going to have this image burned into your retinas for all eternity. This 23-year-old old British man, whose name is Jordan James Parke, apparently spent upwards of $150,000 to look more like Kim Kardashian. The resemblance is uncanny, don’t you think?

“I love everything about Kim,” he told The Sun. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”

Apparently he’s had “lip and cheek fillers, laser hair removal, Botox, eyebrow tattoos and veneers”. God help us all. This is such a sad state of affairs on so many levels. I hope this guy spends his next $150k on some professional mental health counseling.

Also, shame on plastic surgeons who are so money hungry and unprofessional that they willingly cater to people like this, who are clearly not mentally stable. This goes above and beyond helping someone feel more confident. This is just ridiculous.

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  • I hate to be the bearer of bad news but idiot you don’t look a thing like that whore. You should have donated the money to a more worthy cause.

  • what is sad is that while spending so much money the people who worked on him could have at least done this in a classy manner… not sure if classy is the word i am looking for but… the point i am trying to make is tattoo there are tattoo artists out there that are talented enough to make eye brows look natural… matter of fact there are tattoo artists out there that its there only job to tattoo natural looking eye brows and permanent make up. as well as this mans lips… goodness gracious … they can be made voluptuous while not looking like you got stuck in duck face mode … shame on these doctors and tattoo artists

    • I don’t think he was going for subtlety and realism, though?

      I am just thanking Evil Beet and Jordan for not showing any other important KK-like surgery he may have had

  • i agree with you on the realism … but damn if i were the people working on him i wouldnt want to do shoddy work … and i am thankful for your comments they are keeping me laughing throughout the day :)

  • If Kimbo’s big butt had a face… and could speak.. wanted personal revenge for being ridiculed, bullied and slandered by everyone because she won’t allow it to normally form, clothe it properly and would stop wounding, bloating, selling the continued tampered with misshappened booty for cash .. well here Battered, bloated Butt-oh …is.. De facto on this freak’s face with bushy brows!?!!! SHUT UP! Leave me alone to shrink back to my proper size.. Stupid Woman.. people are mimicking US..and it’s not funny