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Bryan Cranston reads ‘You Have to F*cking Eat’ and it’s glorious!

you have to fucking eat

We all remember how the Internet exploded when Samuel L. Jackson read the now infamous Go The Fuck To Sleep, but now that book has a sequel and it’s being narrated by none other than Walter White himself, Bryan Cranston. I think Bryan was a perfect pick for You Have to Fucking Eat, and basically this clip is everything you need to get through this Thursday.

Lucky for all of us, Audible is offering the entire uncensored audio book for FREE on their site, and you can download that here, if that’s your thing. I don’t know if this one has all the shine of the original, but it’s still pretty solid and hilarious.

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  • BWAHAHA that’s awesome! I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve said all of that. But in my head. And with gin, not scotch

  • The author of these books come and did a lecture at my university right after Samuel L Jackson read “Go The Fuck To Sleep”. He was hilarious and clever. I hope he continues to write these books for all of us frustrated parents to enjoy.